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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 0:14 ID:d+Ylt9++

* Voldemort kills Burbage on pg. 12

* A Death Eater kills Hedwig on pg. 56

* Mad-Eye is confirmed dead on pg. 78

* Scrimgeour is confirmed dead on pg. 159

* Wormtail's own silver hand kills him on pg. 471

* Dobby gets shanked on pg. 476

* Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini, dies on pg. 658
o Snape killed but did not pwn Dumbledore in the last book on Dumbledore's request, to keep Voldemort from using the power of the Elder Wand.
+ Draco pwned Dumbledore before Snape could, so the power of the Elder Wand went to Draco, not Snape.
# Harry pwned Draco, so the power went to him. But Voldemort thought Snape had pwned Dumbledore before Voldemort killed and pwned Snape so he thought he had access to the Elder Wand but he was wrong!

* Snape was a genuine good guy and loyal to Dumbledore, Harry, and Harry's mother Lily (who he loved) the entire time!

* Fred Weasley gets blown up, dies on pg. 637

* HARRY IS KILLED by Voldemort on pg. 704
o Hangs out with Dumbledore, comes back to life on pg. 724

* Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse (like a TWAT) on pg. 744

* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745

19 years after the events in the book:

*Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

*Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.

* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius and is going bald

The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are:

* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 15:46 ID:wt9NhWr3

She'd better release a short novel about the afterlife of the side characters or else she's FUCKED.

What the hell does she expect George to do?! Return to his shop ALONE?!

Fuck no. Percy had better become his new "funny bro" and take Fred's place, or else heads are rolling.

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