Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 3:07 ID:Mhpe6v9D
HI, I'M MACBETH, USURPER AND KING OF SCOTLAND. THE OTHER DAY I WAS INSPECTING A LOCAL BROTHEL UPON THE HEATH WHEN MY MASSIVE MEATPOLE BRUSHED UP AGAINST NONE OTHER THAN GERTRUDE, QUEEN OF DENMARK. ORIGINALLY, I WAS INTENDING TO IGNORE THIS AGING HARLOT IN FAVOR OF THE YOUNG LASSES TRYING TO FIT THEIR MOUTHS AROUND MY RUGGED RUSSIAN BEAR BUT AT THAT MOMENT SPURTS OF BLOOD GUSHED FORTH FROM MY HAGGARD SCOTTISH HAGGIS AND DROWNED ALL OF GLAMIS. MY JOVIAL JUTTY WOULD NOT SUBSIDE UNTIL BURNAM WOOD CAME TO DUNSINANE AND SO I DROVE MY CLAMOROUS HARBINGER OF BLOOD AND DEATH INTO THE MAW OF THAT KITE AND AFTER SEVERAL SECONDS SHE CRIED OUT WITH MUCH SOUND AND FURY, SIGNIFYING SOMETHING. THE LADY DOTH NOT PROTEST TOO MUCH, I GUARANTEE IT.