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worst book ever

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 15:00 ID:SQRt/5RX

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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 15:19 ID:6wtxfG6K

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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 3:14 ID:y+AdyP6t

Anything by Hemmingway.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 4:02 ID:2WCd1pBW

Anything by Pratchett

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 12:59 ID:Fe8/eoZG

Thus Spoke Zarathustra - Friedreich Nietzsche

Anything by Ayn Rand

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 0:27 ID:zTIP8xeW

i agree, hemmingway and pratchett blow.
and that sisterhood of the traveling pants bullshit, what the fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 2:13 ID:0N3eDpsX

The Scarlet Letter

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 3:46 ID:XcOfmi8X

Emma by Jane Austen

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 12:32 ID:6rgnH2Bl

Fucking pride and predjudice.

Here is a synopsis.

***WARNING TEXT BELOW CONTAINS SPOILERS***

Nothing happens. The end.

***END OF SPOILERS***

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 13:52 ID:Qdwe/2+E

Eh, I love Jane Austen.

I don't care at all for Hemingway and his misogynistic bullshit, or for Rand's beating-you-over-the-head style, though.  I wouldn't say they're the worst, but then, it's hard for me to name any certain book as "worst ever" because I'll usually just give up if it's that bad (unless it's for a class).

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 16:42 ID:8RGM7q08

Thus Spoke Zarathustra

seriously, read this if you ever start questioning whether or not to stop thinking for yourself. After all, Nietzsche is one of the GREATEST MINDS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 19:57 ID:o1QGQ1Qp

>>10

No way, I had to read Emma in high school, I couldn't bare to even read 2 chapters of it (I then proceeded to write an essay on it, and passed. Me 1, Jane Austen 0).

I also hate that old gay pedo man Bryce Courtney, his stuff sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 19:58 ID:nZ0jUHLm

the awakening by kate chopin.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 20:02 ID:Qdwe/2+E

>>12
Emma is one of my favorites, but then it's not for all tastes (read: it doesn't appeal to men).  Same goes for Chopin.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 23:28 ID:o1QGQ1Qp

>>14

Your blanket sexual discrimination against men is irrelevant and insulting.

My favorite movie is Dirty Dancing, so i'm sure I'm not *totally* out of touch with my ability to enjoy allegedly-female-oriented media.

Rather, my dislike of Emma stems from my dislike of pointless waffle that does nothing to further the story line - saying nothing, but saying it constantly - or as a poster above said, "nothing happens".

Seriously, what sort of garbage book spends an entire chapter describing how "handsome" a meaningless letter from one poncy character to another is?

Absolute twaddle.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 2:52 ID:ohT5eFBZ

>>15
People who discriminate against men on the internet: men who think they're the only ones who don't match hulking apes. They drown their sorrows in yuri.

Not to say that's so bad. Me too, but I'm not so deluded by it all as to put on a front of sexism.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 7:01 ID:UIGiUJb4

the scarlet letter

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 10:59 ID:rqdHfY04

Battlefield Earth. Or, indeed, anything by L. Ron Hubbard.

He should have stuck to the cult business and stayed well away from writing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 13:14 ID:8HTBW5v6

Probably The Catcher in the Rye for me. All the main character does is whine through the whole thing about how he has the social skills of a plank of wood, how everyone is phony (which is possibly the most nerve-grating word in the English language), and about how everyone hates him because he's a fucking moron. Seriously, the modern day equivalent could be found on Myspace in the time it takes your computer to load a page, only this time the subject material will be about how they lost their goddam iPod.

I think books like that should be banned for inadvertently causing illiteracy in this country. That's the only kind of crap schools have kids read, so they think that all books are that terrible. Or it could just be MTV and shows like "pimp my ride."

...Or the Bible. Not only has it made a disturbingly large portion of the world into mindless idiots and contributed to a large number of the wars that've occured throughout history, but we'd be at least two-hundred years more technologically advanced if it weren't for it. But I suppose its redeeming quality is that it's a good laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 17:56 ID:2s8/KX4C

>>19

>>the Bible

Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 20:46 ID:BiCz+abi

Harry Potter

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 22:38 ID:MKFudg5/

"Things Fall Apart" by Chinua Achebe:

it's a book about a bunch of gay niggers written by a gay nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 15:29 ID:uEdqVRLc

>>22

my kinda book!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 17:47 ID:tfRGX4+N

>>19
Hahaha, I used to LOVE Holden Caufield when i read Catcher as an early teenager. Later on, when we were forced to study the book, I was shown how much of a mentally-ill whinger he actually was, and it totally ruined the book for me.

That being said, what Holden says about the funeral director who comes to speak at their school is one of the funniest things I have ever read in the world. Quote:

>...he started telling us how he was never ashamed, when he was
in some kind of trouble or something, to get right down on his
knees and pray to God. He told us we should always pray to God
- talk to Him and all - whenever we were. He told us we ought
to think of Jesus as our buddy and all. He said he talked to
Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving in his car. That
killed me. I can just see the big phony bastard shifting into
first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-06 19:07 ID:qqUMdqMM

I've always hated Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan.  It just oozes pathetic bubblegum pop hypertolerance and presents an overaccepting culture concerning homosexuality to the point of being unrealistically sweet.  Now, don't get me wrong, I'm gay myself and much enjoy something dealing with the subject, but if the culture you created for your work eventually leads to the creation of the word "Gaystafarian" and characters so blatantly one-dimensional as Infinite Darline, the homecoming queen/star quarterback, I'm not stomaching it past chapter 1.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 13:36 ID:wD1ZcrI0

Catcher in the Rye wasn't so bad, but Salinger's Glass Family short stories were alot better.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-07 23:10 ID:YNiqokvj

>>4
I'LL KILL YOU

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 19:45 ID:U05rEWVf

the script of Ballistic

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 3:20 ID:1EaEHf72

>>15
As a word in my defense, I had intended to say that it *generally* doesn't appeal to men.  Perhaps more accurately, I should have said that it has more appeal towards women than men.  I know men who adore her work, and women who can't stand it, but I quite often find that the opposite is more likely.  But then (as you said), that's probably neither here nor there.

Your criticisms are fair enough, I suppose, though I attribute the "vapidness" to the fact that Emma is a flirtatious, privileged young women who, frankly, has never really had anything much to worry about.  In ways, she's can be quite unlikeable, though part of the novel's essence is her transformation by the end of the novel (so I would argue against the "nothing happens" bit).

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 4:37 ID:IjndNMHW

The House On Mango Street, some dumb hooker.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 13:54 ID:lxfar42F

>>27
I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-11 2:03 ID:x5XPjCPZ

heart of darkness

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-11 5:05 ID:LyMUzVLr

Atlanta Nights

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-11 12:10 ID:JQSVi6MU

>>32
Funny, I liked this book for all the wrong reasons. I think the whites in Belgian Congo are positive role models. Mr Kurtz just tells it like it is, unclouded by petty morality.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 4:23 ID:uE1jyUH3

ERAGAY

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 4:46 ID:0w6Rgiqd

Wuthering Heights

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 10:38 ID:RBTcCnt1

bi...ble..?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-15 6:55 ID:T1P7/mdC

the autobiography of miss jane pittman

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-15 7:34 ID:zjrH3tr1

Harry Potter. All of them.
JR Tolkien. Just plain bad.
CS Lewis
Pratchett
Bible

Come to think of it, the whole corpus of the science fiction and fantasy genres suck with one or two exceptions - Bradbury and Le Guin spring ro mind. The rest of it sucks big time, writing and idea-wise.

>>34
Adolf, you must stop posting to these forums. You'll be caught.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-16 22:51 ID:qTWsk172

>>33

NO WAI, that was quality literature.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-18 14:29 ID:CRqmIEhW

most things non-fiction? why the fuck would I want to stay in real life while reading? how is that fun at all?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-18 17:29 ID:Sd5aubWs

The script for "Dungeons and Dragons".

That was so bad my eyes started bleeding and I had a lung haemorrage just so that I wouldn't be able to speak it out loud.

Fuck. Even thinking about it makes me want to kick children.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-19 13:28 ID:/UBcudZw

>>41

When I complain that my textbooks aren't amusing, my teachers never seem to take my complaints seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-19 14:52 ID:k39txq9M

Other than the Bible and Catcher in the Rye, the Black Jewels trilogy is pretty shitty.

I read the first one and after about twenty pages wanted to vomit. It's like Gray's Anatomy in a fantasy setting with the whole, "look at me, I'm a total fucking whore and I have to sleep with anything that moves to advance the plot because the writer has the mentality of a horny fourteen-year-old and can't think of anything better." Not only that but it seems as though it tries to rip off the whole drow culture thing by making it a matriarchal society with all of the leaders being sexist bitches who view men as objects, only this lacks any sort of explanation as to why their society is so different.

Oh, and on top of that, the names of some of the most prominent characters are Daemon, Saetan, Lucivar, and Surreal. Come on, what the fuck sort of high-skool-drama-obsessed-role-playing-goth/emo-weeabo shit is that? What pissed me off even more was that the author goes on about how the main characters have all these extraordinary abilities and yet they're trapped in problems that are far too mundane to fit the description. If someone can do things like vaporize someone with a gesture, they shouldn't be forced to uphold any sort of social obligation or norm that they don't want to.

I also couldn't stand how so many of the characters overreact to all of these situations they're put in, practically fainting when a certain character who is supposed to have all these various powers does something "amazing," as their character type would predictably dictate. The whole thing read like one of those moronic internet role-playing sessions.

Anne Bishop shames every female author and the entire fantasy genre with that load of crap.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-19 15:56 ID:Uezbttma

That doesn't sound as bad as that one book.
What's it called? Something like "The Lord of the Rings?"
Like what kind of crap is that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-20 16:49 ID:qr1e02W+

>>39
Philip Dick is good.
Also Dhalgren is supposed to be pretty great, and it's science fiction.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 1:30 ID:WHizry+s

The Turner Diaries?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 17:04 ID:iL3LpRhP

The Obesity Myth

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 23:59 ID:zLlXOpJF

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 15:31 ID:MQ7ImFVz

>>45
GTFO MAH /book/

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 16:43 ID:+NL0e0Ob

Eragon. Hands down worst ever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 20:28 ID:MQ7ImFVz

>>51
That book was actually well written, it's just terribly ripped off of LOTR and SW.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 1:33 ID:qECeKCD3

The secret. It's truth.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 17:54 ID:DDiGLBjj

Harry Potter

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 18:46 ID:K4+TroHW

DI VINCI CODE By dan poop

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 19:22 ID:KHjzY5KO

>>42
some book

For me it's probably Ulysses by James Joyce. The first 30 pages are such a jumble you have to read it 10 times over to even understand whats going on. Or maybe i'm just an idiot with cant understand stream of consciousness.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 14:55 ID:IkPkNzoe

>>55

I second that!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 17:11 ID:giwxUWR5

Correct.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 22:34 ID:wkTg3aPN

I have ALWAYS hated To Kill a Mockingbird, despite it supposedly being one of the greatest novels ever and blah blah blah

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 23:26 ID:BSEGLIjq

The Qur'an

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 0:11 ID:zNsV856T

the fountainhead by ayn rand

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 22:04 ID:MRSfcVxg

everyone who says they hate lotr is a troll/illiterate

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 10:32 ID:+5J9qXHw

Nonsense, I am neither a troll or illiterate, I simply dislike overly fantasy injected books.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 11:46 ID:4iBoWEvE

>>63
Agreed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 12:30 ID:lgHfXa4H

I don't think anyone posting to a "books" forum is going to have read the "worst book ever written."

It's probably some "young adult urban romance novel."

That said, the worst book written as serious literature I've read is "The Last of the Mohicans" by James Fenimore Cooper.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 15:02 ID:MlHoHlIP

Young adult urban romance novel?

Reminds me of "The Night Travels of the Elven Vampire".

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 13:18 ID:QCfZrUcw

I seriously disliked Pride and Prejudice (sp?)

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 13:23 ID:Q6QJpO/x

>>66
Is that seriously the title of a book?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 16:43 ID:szpcsKGs

>>68
Afraid so.

If it makes you feel better, it's from a vanity press, so it's not like a REAL publisher picked it up.

But the cover did have a photoshopped Orlando Bloom with teeth.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 17:02 ID:uASZaq9A

Worst book ever, has to be "Portrait of the Artist as Young Man". Talk about boring books that don't go anywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-01 16:52 ID:l0qyVQYK

Lord of teh Rings

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-01 23:52 ID:a+UNbU64

House on Mango Street

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 18:24 ID:CDg9P6Yo

>>59
Same here, it sucked and everyone still masturbates to it

I hated Dandelion Wine

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 21:37 ID:Wbj5/XHL

fucking watership down.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 16:38 ID:R+42ehVW

Lord of the Rings. Seriously. It isn't that bad but due to all its hype it truly does suck ass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 17:12 ID:JEv46KqB

>>75
Quality does not work that way.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 20:45 ID:FAPh/+Lx

I actually quite enjoyed Watership Down in primary school. Of course I read it for fun.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 0:16 ID:HuxVvgGZ

100 años de soledad... man that one was booooooooooring. Actually I pretty much hate García Marquez, but that book is erthshaking booooooring.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 11:18 ID:Pa77f0nh

>>78
Hey, it wasn't that bad. I remember reading that shit and some weird ass shit happened a lot.

>>77
Watership Down is good stuff. ignore >>74

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 19:46 ID:WS2x9eRe

I love most of Bradbury, but the one thing I can never get my head around is Tolstoy. Fucking Ruskie. Everyone circle-jerks to his War and Peace bullshit because it's thick enough to kill a person if you hit them with it, but inside it's utterly dry literature. I got no soul reaction from that book at all.

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