goodkind

am i the only fucking person in the world who realizes this schmuck is terrible? i swear to fucking God, he's the worst fantasy writer out there today.

worse than j.k. rowling?

Actually, yes. Snape may be gay, but at least he's not a boy-raper who receives his comeuppance by being ordered to eat his own testicles.

Togatta saki no enpitsu ja
Dame na ki ga shite
Imi no nai en wo rakugaki shite
Maruku shite kaita “Arigatou”
“Ki wo tsukete kaette kite ne”
Denwa no kirigiwa anata ga
Kureta sono kotoba ga donna ni
Ureshikatta ka tegami wo kaita

Furusato wo tooku hanareta machi
Heya no kagi wa aru keredo
Zutto sagashite ita
Kokoro yasumaru kokyou no you na basho wo

Meh, there are books you read because they are intelligent and bring up interesting themes and there are books you read because they're fun and have fancy magic.

Unfortunately for Goodkind, he writes the latter type but thinks he writes the former.

http://sandstormreviews.blogspot.com/2006/08/goodkind-parodies.html

And people like this shit.