Did you guys read the part about anal sex? Or that part about how Jesus made a transformer out of mud and sticks? I personally like the part where there's this old guy with a growth on his face. Dude, this guys like "I'ma goona rape all yer kids!" But Jesus whips out a chainsaw and cuts him in half!!!!!! Turns out the old guy was made of jellow possed by SATAN!!!!! So the tweleve and Jesus had some diabolic jellow that sunny day. All and all it's a good read. Especially the part about anal sex..........