Lol, Harry Dies in book 7

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Snape is innocent. Dumbledore is definetely dead.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1760630,00110004.htm
SPOILED.

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>>1

Everyone knows >_>
infact, I am the one who kills Harry. With spam.

pppsh

DUMBLEDORE IS STILL DEAD

suicide, feggot

MALFOY ACCIDENTALLY KILLS HARRY WHILE PLAYING GAY BDSM GAMES IN A DUNGEON.

>>4
You DO know that's fake, right?

IT'S ABOUT TIME!  8D

FUCK YOU

HARRY DOESN'T DIE, AND ITS FUCKIN RIGHT THAT SNAPE IS INNOCENT.

YOU ALL DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HP SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>12
How do I got sand in vagina?

>>12
IS this guy serious?

Harry Potter is a book for faggot French girls. I'd like to take Harry's head and bang it into the ground until he bleeds to death.

>>12
lmao

>Harry Potter is a book for faggot French girls. I'd like to take Harry's head and bang it

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snape killed dumbledore

dumbledore killed snape

dumbeldor eFUCK YOU

lol deep connection between a wizard and his wandFUCK YOU

dumbledore teabagged ron

snape kills dumbledoreFUCK YOU

harry look out for the womping willowFUCK YOU

LOL Voldemort marries Harry Potter in Book 7

LOL Book 7 is puuuuuuuure YAOI

harry impregnates ron weasely in book 7

turns out hermione has a penisFUCK YOU

actually according to JK. Rowling, Dumbledore is dead and is NOT coming back. neither is Sirius.

and Harry DIES in book 7. fact. hes probebly going to die fighting voldemort and go in history or something faggy like that.

love that ytmnd though, sort of well written

Harry dies.
Ron comes out of the closet and ends up banging Neville Longbottom.
Dumbledore comes back as a zombie.
Valdemort coverts to Judiasm.
Draco Malfoy turns to male prostitution.
Snape gets busted for pedophilia.
Hermione is spotted in "compromising positions" in Snapes computer.
Haggred is diagnosed with a fatal case of gigantism.
An Lucious Malfoy finds he has male pattern baldness.

Harry Potter slips on some ice and cracks his skull open on the pavement. End of story.

>>1
Lawl

harry comes outt he book and violently anal rapes you when you reach the last page

harry has a big cock

It turns out that Harry was wrong,
that it was earth all along.
They finaly made a monkey
(Yes, they finaly made a monkey)
Yes they finaly made a monkey out of him.

It then turns out that he loves Dr. Zaius.

Voldemort converts to Judaism

HELLO MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER, PRECOCIOUS YOUTH AND SUAVE SPELL-SLINGER. WHILE STUDYING AT HOGWARTS I HAVE MANAGED TO VIOLATE THE VELVETY VULVAE OF EVERY FUCKABLE FEMALE THERE WITH MY POTENT PHOENIX-FEATHERED WANG-WAND OF WONDER. SO FAR THE ONLY WOMAN TO ESCAPE THE DEPREDATIONS OF MY DEATH-DEFYING DIRK DIGGLER  WAS THE PRUDISH PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL... UNTIL NOW. I SURPRISED HER AS SHE LEFT HER CLASS OF CHILDLIKE CUNT-CARRIAGES AND WITHOUT A WORD RIPPED MY RED-CAPPED REAR-RAPER FROM THE CONFINES OF MY TIGHT TROUSERS. INTENT ON EVADING THE ECSTASY SO IMMINENT BEFORE HER THE MENOPAUSING MAGUS CHANTED A CANTRIP AND SHIFTED SHAPE. LAUGHING AT HER FUTILE ATTEMPT AT FOILING MY FUCK-FORGING FLESH-PILLAR, I SHOUTED, "A CAT IS FINE TOO!" AND PLUNGED MY PENILE PILLAR OF POTENCY INTO THE PUSSY. SHE ONLY HAD TIME TO BEGIN TO YOWL BEFORE THE EXPLOSION OF MAGICAL MAN-ESSENCE FROM MY MEATY MAYPOLE TORE ASUNDER THE CONFINES OF HER CAT CARCASS AND SPLATTERED HER REMAINS ALL OVER HOGWARTS.

THEY ARE STILL LOOKING FOR HER HAT. I GUARANTEE IT.

Thread hijack, let us invent new snippets of Be my hardcore valentine Harry Potter edition.

harry is actually the founder of scientology and upon realizing his true destiny explodes in an explosion of exploding

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