when is the next harry potter book

when is the next harry potter book

    JK Rowling
   7/65 - 5/06
 So long, old friend

Who dies this time? Harry? I sure hope he does. Permanently, that is.

I just want to read about Snape's redemption just like darth vader in return of some jedi

Harry Potter died 14 minutes after Rowling stopped breathing

Harry Potter died in Viet Nam

>>1
Next year.
>>2
Lies.
>>3
Lupin kills Greyback.

>>4
Indeed.

>>5
>>6
STFU

In book 7:
We find out Harry, Hermione, and Tonks were all dosed with love potion and that's why they act so fucked up in HBP.

Voldemort is really a time travelling Ron, who goes crazy after Hermione, Ginny, Tonks, Hannah, Susan, Lavender, Parvati, Padma, Lisa Turpin, Su Li, Luna, Pansy, Tracey Davis, Narcissa, Bellatrix, Fleur, Gabrielle and Daphne Greengrass all fall in love with Harry and Ron realizes he will die a virgin if he stays friends with Harry.  I mean who would want a jealous, unmotivated, inconsiderate glutton like Ron when you could have the hero of the wizarding world?

JKR finally shows how Dumbledore is at fault for most of the terrible things that have happened in the last 50 years or so.

>>8
That last part owns the earth with it's truthyness.

Actually, the six first books were just a bad dream for Harry. He wakes up in the start of the seventh book in Godric's Hollow on his eleventh birthday, his parents still alive and Voldemort never having existed, and gets his invitation letter to Hogwarts School of Wizardry.

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

>>11


TIME PARADOX!

>>12
OH ME?

Voldemort is Harry. I've only read the first book, but that's how this horse shit has to end. Voldemort is Harry, and he wants to kill Harry so he can't grow up to be evil.

That would RAWK

>>14

While that would be a sad yet kick ass ending it wouldnt make sense I'm afraid. You got to read the other five books. ( Or just read the full summaries online somewhere and wait for book seven.)

>>6
Harry Potter died face down in the muck!
So that you and I can enjoy this family restaurant!

sirius dies

>>18

I know. Isn' it lovely?

>>14


Voldemort is Harry from the future come back to prevent himself from becoming a fuckass due to a series of unfortunate events (spot the reference) killing off all of his friends. When they fight, Harry reminds Voldemort of the values he believes in and Voldemort realises that Harry's right. He then allows Harry to beat him.

I am the feather of my wand.
Wood is my body and magic is my blood.
I have caused over a thousand soap opera scenarios.
Unaware of cliches, nor known to decent prose,
Have withstood intelligent criticism to create a legion of zombielike fans,
Waiting for an end to SnapexHarryxDracoxSiriusxDumbledore fics;
I have no regrets. This is the only path to profit for talentless hacks.

So, as I pray, "Unlimited Slash Works".

I salute you, >>20.

lol

>>20

time paradox?

It's out there on store shelves NOW!!! Harry Potter book 7 pwns!