Hagrid would totally drown his sorrows in firewhiskey before utilising his tracking skills to corner those lemony snicket brats in a dark quadrant of the Forbidden Forest before unchaining a frenzy of lust and rage from within the prison of his hurt and confused soul.
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Anonymous2007-10-16 4:37
If the Lemony Snicket brat female from the movie was actually available, I'd go Hagrid on her in a short second. Underage or not, she has one of the finest pairs of penis-massaging lips I've ever seen out of Hollywood. She'd give Angelina Jolie a real run for her money if they had to compete in a blowjob contest.
I'm getting hard just thinking about those lips. Fantastic! It's like they were designed to bring a penis to ejaculation.
Remember also that the Lemony Snicket underage chickadee was surrounded by fellatio references in the movie. The remnant symbol of her father was a small telescope. We certainly "telescope" when she passes by, right? When she felt in the mood, she tied her hair back. Gotta get that hard outta the way of her busy little mouth, right? And do I even need to mention the SNAKES in the movie? AMIRITE?!?!
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Anonymous2007-10-16 23:40
Oops ... "get that HAIR outta the way". Of course, that particular fail showed where my mind was.