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Kurt Vonnegut (Jr. lol)

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-12 15:55

Point: Any of Kurt Vonnegut's books completely own any books mentioned so far in this entire section.

any rebuttal?

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-12 17:05

Books can own books? I thought slavery was illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-12 17:15

Kilgore Trout own j00!

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-12 17:16

Kilgore Trout owns j00!

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-12 17:16 (sage)

I fail.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-13 1:39

>>1

I have to agree with this person. All other authors are burnt to a cinder when confronting the awesome brilliance that pours out from that man. So it goes.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-17 0:38

*Anonymous said, "Oh great, there's an asterix by my name. I'm doomed."

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-17 0:40

I fail at spelling asterisk correctly ;;

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-23 22:31

Meh.  Some of Vonnegut's early stuff is very good.  "Player Piano" is very good.  "Welcome to the Monkey House" is mind-blowing.  "Cat's Cradle" was uneven, but it had its moments.  "Slaughterhouse Five" is superb.  "The Sirens of Titan" is hilarious black humor, from when Vonnegut was on top of his game.  How can anyone not love the bloodthirsty Martian War Hymn?

"Terror, grief, and desolation-
Hut, tup, thrup, fo!-
Come to every Earthling nation!-
Hut, tup, thrup, fo!-
Earth eat fire! Earth wear chains!
Hut, tup, thrup, fo!
Break Earth's spirit, spill Earth's brains!
Hut, tup, thrup, fo!
Scream! Tup, thrup, fo!
Bleed! Tup, thrup, fo!
Die! Tup, thrup, fo!
Doooooooooommmmmmmmmm."

But since 1970 he has sucked, hard.  "Breakfast of Champions" is just--meh.  It's like he was really depressed and he decided to scream at the typewriter instead of get therapy.  Same for "Galapagos."  And for "Slapstick" he was just phoning it in--"and so it goes" and "hi ho" are not substitutes for punctuation.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-24 10:40

lol i guess jhonen vasquez read vonnegut dooooooooooooooom

ice9 lol, cats cradle is middleschool summer reading list material

intro to vonnegut lite 101

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-31 22:13

I read most of Vonnegut's books in High School, Slap Stick, Breakfast of champions, Sires of Titan, and Slaughter House Five were my favorites. Most of the other books kind of run together in my head though, since a lot of them share the same themes and ideas.

-NH

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 3:02

I was just looking at my copy of "Bagombo Snuff Box", then i saw this thread. Thread was dead.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 11:33

I never cared so much for Slaughterhouse Five as everyone else does. Player Piano and Mother Night were always my favorites. Sirens of Titan was good too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 13:46

BUMP LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 22:08

People always froget Hocus Pocus and Jailbird my favorites

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 7:14

Trite. I wonder why anyone falls for such overrated authors. If you're going to pick a popular horror/philosophical/mystery writer, you may as well go with Poe.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 22:14

>>16 Poe's the man, I bet his dick was huge.

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