フェイクの日本語

Does anyone else speak fake Japanese?
Watashi wa TEKUSUTO BOODO no POSUTAA desu!
FEIKU no Nihongo wo SUPIIKU suru ne?

Japanese words you can use:
wa, ga, wo, no, na, yo, mo, to, mono, suru, dekiru, da, desu, masu, ja nai, ne, nani, kashira
Also you can use commonly known Japanese words:
baka, gaijin, Nihon, hontou, kimono, sushi, kawaii, kuso, etc.
And the honorifics and pronouns.

Hitting congress one car at a time.