How do you know you are truly shitposting and not making a pathetic failed imitation of a shitpost? Tell me your secrets, /jp/.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 19:56
Next time you're in the kitchen get a knife (a sharp pointy thing) and stick it in her anywhere you want. Then you can drink whatever you want! I recommend bleach.
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Anonymous2012-01-15 19:57
>>6
Have sex with her. Then she will become your sex-slave and will have to do whatever you tell her!
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Anonymous2012-01-15 19:58
>>8
If you're posting on /jp/ you most likely are shitposting even if you think you aren't.
>>12
If you dress up in a fairy outfit, you will become a fairy and will be able to grant one wish. You can use your wish to cure your autism. Happy wishing!