Bigfeet

Let's have a thread about bigfoot. And by bigfoot I am referring to the great and almighty Sass. He's a complete shapeshifter. He's falls in and out of dimensions at will, hops time portals, and distorts all wavelength when he knows he's being captured on footage. He's actually from another realm, raised as a human in a tree village. He fell into a time vortex moments before his realm collapsed from a great time discontinuation. In this new realm, the realm we are in now, he began to live his life roughly around 60,000 BC. After a brief spout of insanity, he found a book his parents had placed on him before his departure. They told him about many things he would have never have realized, and soon began to increase his consciousness to the point where he could transform his energy to meet what this realm wanted him to be: a Sasquatch. Adopting the name Sass, he traveled the barely prehistoric planet slaying demons and aliens, until he had the conscious ability to shapeshift, regenerate, levitate, time hop, dimension hop, and warp minor spacetime reality. Soon a great cataclysmic event happened, and the Earth reformed itself as he awaited its transformation in the Mother Tree's domain. After such a time period, he walks all through time, hunting and keeping the world free from true evils. That, my friends, is a true Sasquatch.