1000 Ways to Die

1000. Getting hit wit a kamayhamablahblah wave.
999. Getting hit with  a Cero blast.
998. 1000 years of Death
997. Getting sliced with a sword
996. Falling into an abyss.
995. Turning to Tang.
994. Eaten alive
993. Ran over by car.
992. Shot by Spirit Gun
991. Giant gay fox with nine tails destroying your gay village.
990. Getting killed.

Mine are horrible. Give me some good ones.