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It's very easy to find. But only after you do certain steps. Here's instructions for them.
1. Find a knife, a hammer and few rusty nails
2. Take a knife on your hand
3. Cut your stomach open
4. Take your intestines out (but do not cut them off!)
5. Put them on the table (and make sure that they are still hanging from you, do not cut them off!)
6. Take the hammer and nail all the rusty nails to your intestines on the table.
7. Wait till you die to blood loss, pain or infections.
After you have completed these steps, you will find south park porn from everywhere!