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In an interrogation room inside the school, usually used for misbehaving students or for those who want to snitch on others and have their identities kept secret. It was a typical, closed off room with a desk, two chairs, a phone book, a cup of some kind of drink, and a lamp inside, with only one window. So others could peer inside to see what was going on (which would defeat the whole purpose of it being closed off. Inside the room, a new victim was brought in by none other than Yukari Tanizaki. Minamo Kurosawa stood by the door, against the wall. She simply bowed her head into her hand and shook her head at disbelief over what was taking place.

Yukari paced back and forth in the room, never taking her eyes off of the victim, with the most serious of looks on her face. It was so serious that you would think that she was the devil (or Akuma for all you Japanese version fans!). Suddenly, out of the blue, Yukari grabbed the phone book and threw it across the room! Next, She grabbed the cup and threw it the opposite way! This was obviously an attempt to show that she was dead serious. She finally walked over to the table, on the opposite side of the victim, and slammed her hands on it.

“THOUGHT I WASN’T GOING TO FIND YOU, DIDN’T YOU?!” Yukari shouted.

The victim was silent.

“THOUGHT I WASN’T GOING TO FIND OUT THAT YOU WERE THE ONE TALKING SHIT ON ME, DID YOU?!” Yukari shouted again.

“Yukari.” Minamo said.

“NOT NOW, NYAMO!! THIS IS SERIOUS!” Yukari shouted. “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! HUH?! DO YOU!!!??”

Still, the victim was silent.

“THAT’S RIGHT!!” Yukari shouted. She then started poking her own chest with her finger. “I AM YUKARI MOTHERFUCKING TANIZAKI!!” She then started to pace again. “I OWN THIS PIECE OF SHIT SCHOOL!! I CAN BEAT ANYONE ON THIS FUCKING BULIDING BLINDFOLDED, WITH A FAT MAN RIDING MY ASS!! AND YOU THINK YOU CAN GO AROUND TALKIN SHIT ON ME?!”

“Yukari!” Minamo said, still not looking up from her hand.

Yukari suddenly turned around and pointed at Minamo. “SHUT UP!! YOU SHUT UP!!” she shouted at her. She turned back to the victim. “I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do for you…” Yukari took off her blazer, revealing that she was wearing a tight black whip. “I’m gonna fuck you up. Just REALLY fuck you up!!”

“YUKARI!!” Minamo shouted, finally looking up.

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!” Yukari shouted at Minamo.

“THAT’S FUCKIN’ TADAKICHI YOU’RE YELLING AT!!” Minamo shouted.

Yes, Tadakichi, Chiyo's dog, was the victim sitting in the chair. He simply licked his paws and wiped his face, not caring about about what Yukari was yelling about.

Yukari pointed at him. “LOOK AT HIM!! SITTING THERE, RUBBING HIS FACE, JUST PLOTTING ON WHAT TO SAY ABOUT ME NEXT!! YOU KNOW WHAT WILL STOP THIS?! MY BOOT UP ITS ASS, THAT’S WHAT!!”

“Yukari… it’s a fucking dog…” Minamo said, trying her best to conceal her anger.

“SO WHAT AM I SUSPOSED TO DO, LET IT GO?!” Yukari shouted.

Minamo gave her the angry look.

“… FINE!” Yukari shouted. She walked over and opened the door. “You’re free to go.” She said.

Tadakichi woofed, then jumped out the chair and began to walk out the room. Just as he was halfway out the room, Yukari knelt down next to him. “Don’t you think for a SECOND that this is over… you better watch your back, doggy.”

There was a call on Minamo’s phone. She pulled it out and answered it. “Hello? Oh hi, Junko! What’s up? … What…? WHAT?! YOU’RE KIDDING!”

“What is it?” Yukari asked.

“I gotta get back to my dorm! No time to explain!!” Minamo said as she ran out of the room. She dashed out of the school in a hurry, shoving two students who were having a friendly duel out of the way. She eventually made it to her dorm, where she went straight for her drawers. It was then that she noticed her panties all over the floor.

“Who the… SOMEBODY HAS A SERIOUS DEATH WISH!!” She shouted. It was then that she saw it… laying on the ground next to a pile of thongs. She walked over and picked up Kimura’s cell phone off the ground. She was so mad that her grip was enough to shatter the poor phone.

“SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO GET SOME HOT HELL RAINED ON THEM…” Minamo said, not once opening her mouth to speak

“YOU’RE CRAZY!!” Chiyo shouted.

“YOU’RE INSANE!!” Chihiro shouted.

“… You’ve got a death wish.” Tomo said.

Kimura sat at the tiny table in Tomo’s room inside the dorm, wearing a thong on his head.

“When Minamo finds out what you did, she’s gonna open the BIGGEST can of whoop ass on you.” Tomo said.

“That’s just it, you miserable slacker! She WON'T know!! I got my ass outta there before ANYONE could see me!” Kimura said.

“Didn’t you get enough of the last panty raid we went on… you know, that night 5 months ago?” Chiyo said.

“Hell no! Kagura told me not to go near Minamo’s room, remember? But she didn’t say NOTHIN about any other night, huh? HUH?” Kimura said with a devilish grin on his face.

Tomo rolled his eyes. “Oh dear god…”

“So… what do you plan on doin with those under garments, soldier!?” Hassleberry asked.

“What are you, stupid or something, Major? Keep these bitches on for like weeks on end!” Kimura said. He proudly stood up, then balled his hand into a fist and started thumping his chest. “THIS IS THE PROUDEST MOMENT OF A YOUNG MAN’S LIFE, WHERE HE ACCOMPLISHES A PANTY RAID ALL BY HIMSELF!! AND THE CHAZZ IS GONNA WEAR THESE PANTIES LIKE THEY WERE GOIN OUT OF STYLE!!” he then sat back down and took a sip of some juice. “And if you loser expect to be men, I suggest you do the same with those panties you got.

“Dude… we got ride of those months ago…” Tomo said.

“Wait, we were supposed to get rid of those?!” Chiyo asked.

“Chi!? Are you still sniffing Kaorin’s panties in the bathroom late at night?!” Tomo asked.

“Um… I refuse to answer such a silly question!” Chiyo said, turning red.

“I was wonderin’ why our bathroom always smelled like hot ass and garbage!!” Chihiro said.

Suddenly, there was furious pounding on the door. “OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR… NOW!!”

Kimura then spit out the juice he was drinking, then began coughing. “GEEZ!! ITS HER!!! HOW DID SHE KNOW!!?”

Chihiro began grinning like a 5 year old child. “You better RUN, boy!”

“DOES THAT WINDOW OPEN!?” Chazz asked, pointing at the window on the other side of the room.

Chiyo looked at the window. “Yes, but you gotta…”

Too late. Kimura, not thinking enough to remove the panties from his head, took off in a mad dash, then dove CLEAR THROUGH the window, shattering it, leaving thousands of glass shards all over the place.

“Fuck! You know how long it’s gonna take to clean that shit up!?” Tomo said.

Alexis obviously hearing the sound of the shattered window, could be seen running past the front windows to the side of the dorm. A few seconds later, Kimura could be seen dashing past the same window, but going the opposite direction. Waiting for him downstairs however, was Minamo!

“You may wanna start writing your will… because there is no chance in HELL of you walking away from this ALIVE!!” Minamo said, nearly red from anger.

Kimura, being Kimura and still not taking the thong off of his head, gave a perverted smile. “Baby… how’d you know it was me?”

“I’ll give you three dead giveaways… one… only my panties were touched… two… you’re the only person I know who would do some stupid shit like this… and three…” Minamo threw what was left of Kimura’s cell phone on the ground. “… YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE IN MY ROOM, YOU ROTTEN PIECE OF FUCK!!!”

Kimura then got on both knees, with the thong STILL on his head, looking up at Kimura with that same perverted grin. “Baby, I can change! PLEASE help rid me of my horny ways!”

Minamo then put on a pair of brass knuckles. “Oh, I’ll help you alright… HELP YOU DIE!!” It was then that Minamo jumped on top of Kimura and began to viciously assault him.

Kagura walked past the chaos, then looked down at it. “Tch tch tch…” she said as she continued walking.

She walked inside Tomo’s room, where the three boys could be seen watching the whole thing through the window, laughing hysterically.

“OH SHIT!! YOU CANT PAY FOR ENTERTAINMENT THIS GOOD!!” Tomo laughed.

“Let me guess… Kimur-anova?” Kagura asked.

“What gave it away?” Chiyo asked.

Tomo finally pulled himself away from the window to approach Kagura, wiping a tear from his eye from laughing so much. “So Kagura, what’s up?”

“Nothing much...” Kagura said.

“We’re gonna host a party!” Tomo said, excited.

“Damn, you're good! YEAH!” Kagura said.

The other girls gasped. “Tomo… got something RIGHT?!” Chiyo said.

“DAMN! Is ARMAGGEDON upon us or something?!” Chihiro said.

“As you all know, the Party is coming up, and as we all know, Hibiki’s cheap ass wont spring for cable, so if WE get it, then host it from the Seniors lounge, we’ll be recognized! Then ALL the boys will be all over us… but then again, I don’t need publicity like this to get girls. I’m Kagura, dammit!”

“SWEETNESS!” Tomo said, excitedly.

“But… how are we going to pay for this! We need food, and the price for pay-per-view? We’ll have to pawn stuff to cover that!” Chiyo said.

“You leave that to me.” Kagura said. “I’ll get started on a few things. Once Kimura is finished getting his ass kicked out there, fill him in on what’s going on..”

"But what about womanhood?" Chiyo asked.

“Shiiiiiiit!” Kagura said. “You have to be touched by a MAN to become a woman!! BOOSH!!!”

“BOOSH!!” The other three shouted.

Suddenly, a rock came flying through the window, shattering it into another millions of pieces.

“WHAT THE HELL?!” Chihiro shouted.

“WHAT THE FUCK!?” Kagura shouted.

“DAMMIT!! THAT WAS OUR LAST WINDOW!!” Chiyo shouted.

Tomo started for the door. “I bet Kimura did that shit! Looks like I gotta stomp a shit hole in his ass next!!”

The four girls stormed outside to see Kimura lying on the ground unconscious, and Osaka standing there.

"OSAKA?!” The girls said in unison.

“DID YOU THROW THAT ROCK!?” Chihiro asked.

“Oh hell yeah man… you know, that rock had wings and shit, it was all flyin like wooooooooooooo… so I was like whoaaaaaaaaaa… trippy shit man… like the time, ya know, I was chillin on a rock… and this portal opened up… and all these dragons started flyin out… I was like, whoaaaaaaaaaa…” Osaka said. Her huge eyes looked red.

“Da fuck?!” Kagura said.

“Are you high?!” Tomo asked.

“Man, the question is, are YOU high… you’re all the ones duelin for the man and shit… I duel… because… because… I put the uuuuuuuel… in duuuuuuel…” She then started shaking his fist at the others. “AND IF YOU TELL ANYBODY…”

Chiyo simply watched the scene in enjoyment. “Wow… first Kimura and now this!!”

“Dude, you need to stop smokin’ that shit… it’s fuckin with your head, man…”Kagura said.

“Man, nothin’s fuckin with MY head… I’m all, ‘If anyone tries fuckin’ with MY head, I’ll just have to play Mokey Mokey in defense modey-modey! And…and…” she then pulled a flask out of her blazer, unscrewed the cap, and took a swig. “And… what the fuck was I saying again?” Osaka said.

Chihiro tried her best not to laugh.

“OH YEAH!!! You’re those bastards that was dissin ma hood!” Osaka said.

Tomo and Kagura exchanged confused looks.

“If I gotta come my happy ass back down here…” Osaka started staggering around. She stopped, then pointed at Chiyo. “Imma kick yo’ ass…” he staggered over to Chihiro, then leaned against her, in an attempt to keep himself up. “… then imma kick… yo’ ass!!” he said, pointing up at Chihiro. She tried not to breathe into Osaka’s breath. She simply turned his head with one eye closed. Osaka then staggered over to Kagura. “… Then imma kick… yo ass…” Finally, she staggered over to Tomo, leaned against her, then took another swig of her flask. She stopped, spilling some of the liquor on her clothes. “… I don’t know who the DAMN you are… but imma kick yo’ ass too!!”

Tomo began to fan her face with her hand. “Dude… your breath is KICKING!! I’m gettin’ high AND drunk off of it!”

Osaka then started staggering over to a motorbike that was mysteriously parked there, dropping the flask as she walked, spilling the contents. She turned the key, then ran into the side of the dorm. “SON OF AN ASSHOLE!!” she shouted. She then turned it in reverse, then turned the gas on the handle and shot backwards into the bushes. The sound of something slamming into a tree could be heard echoing throughout the Island.

“Fuckin’ whore!!” shouted an Osaka-like voice. Finally, the motorbike, finally going forward, shot out from the bushes and took off down the road.

“Uhh… what just happened?” Tomo asked.

“There’s a lot of weird motherfuckers at this school… that’’s what…” Kagura said.

A moment later, Osaka drove back and stopped her motorbike in front of the girls. She reached down to grab her flask that she dropped, then looked at all four of them. “… bitches…” then she got back up, then U turned and drove off again down the road. Suddenly, her voice could be heard again. ”BOOSH!!”

“BOOSH!!” All four of them said.

Kimura limped over to the group. “WHY… DIDN’T… YOU FUCKING BRATS… HELP ME!!!”

“Because you were the idiot who didn’t think to take those panties off your head. You were just BEGGING for an ass stompin’!”

“FUCK YOU, YUKI!! FUCK YOU IN YOUR DIRTY, SWEATY ASSHOLE!!” Kimura shouted.

Tomo then grinned. “I already did… TO YOUR MOM!! BOOSH!!”

“BOOSH!!” The three shouted.

WTF?

I thought it would end in a bel aire.

Damn.

SHOOP DA BOOSH!!!