Yotsuba: the video game

Yotsuba Koiwai waited. The sun above her was shining . There were sheep in the field. She

didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Jumbo were not

listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Yotsuba was a little girl for five years. When she was younger she watched the dolphins in

the video her dad rented and she said to dad "I want to watch it again daddy."
Dad said "No! FOR I AM PANTSMAN!"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in

the field by the farm she knew there were sheep.
"This is Yanda" the radio crackered. "You must fight the sheep!"
So Yotsuba ran down the field and fell.
"Meehhhh" said the sheep
"Meeehhhhh" said the sheep and he knocked her down with his head. Yotsuba punched him and

tried to kick his ass. But then it was time to go do other things and they were not able

to punch and knock down.
"No! I must punch the sheep" she shouted
Yanda said "No, Yotsuba. You are the sheep"
And then Yotsuba was a scarecrow.

This fails, like the million other shitty parodies

eh what is this