Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 21:31 ID:qimtar3R
Misty sat on the set chair, staring at her feet while the audience yelled about who knew what.
"So, Misty, would you like to tell us, in your own words, what happened?" The host asked.
Misty took a deep breath. She had recounted the story many times: to her mom, her sisters, her therapy group, to the WSPCP. Now, she would have to speak the incriminating words in front of a live studio audience, and to millions watching across the country.
"He was having sex with his Pikachu," she choked out.
"It's not my fault his ass is tighter than yours!" Ash yelled from his spot a couple seats away from her. "Not to mention that his tits are bigger. It wouldn't hurt to take some fucking estrogen pills or something."
The audience was going even more wild.
"Bullshit!" She countered. "We both know you can't get hard from anything that doesn't have a tail and fur! And I'm NOT sorry I didn't try on the Pikachu costume to satisfy your sick fetish."
"Pika pi pika pika chu!" Pikachu said angrily.
"YOU DUMB RAT!" Misty shouted, raising her chair over Pikachu's body.
Pikachu jumped out of his chair and raised his tail in response.
"PIKA PI!" he shouted. A noticeable bulge was forming in Ash's pants. He shot out of his chair.
"Why don't you tell everyone about Staryu?" he yelled, a triumphant grin spreading across his face.
"There's a difference between masturbating with a hard pokemon that shoots jets of water," Misty said, tears forming in her eyes. "And making love to a rat and calling his name out during sex!"
"Don't play coy!" Ash shouted, walking over to her. "Don't pretend this is all about me! Don't pretend you weren't shoving the points of that little faggot's stars in your stanky cooch way before I even met Pikachu!"
"That's because you've never satisfied a woman!" Misty cried. "You've never satisfied me!"
"How could I!" Ash yelled in response. "When your pussy's been stretched beyond belief by that... that... thing!"
"Oh, puh-leaze! Compared to your tiny pencil dick, any orifice would look like the Grand Canyon."
Ash seethed with anger.
"Oh yeah?" he said, grinning. He reached down Misty's blouse and pulled out two Pokeballs. "At least I don't have to stuff my 'pencil dick,' do I? That's right! This bitch is even more flat-chested than she looks!"
Misty shrieked and grabbed Ash's ear, trying to wrench it from his head. "Oh, now of all times you decide to take an interest in my breasts and body? I had no trouble both arousing and satisfying your best friend, because he's not a sick fuck who screws Pokemon!"
"Brock would fuck anything with a pulse!" said Ash, grabbing Misty's arm and forcing her hand away from him. "Me and him had a threesome with Pikachu last night, while you were off with your family throwing a bitchfit about nothing!"
"Have any shit to say about your father?" Misty asked. "Besides the fact that he made the right choice in leaving you and your skank-ass bitch mom? He knows what a real woman is!"
"Leave?" Ash said calmly. "He didn't leave. Mom kicked him out after she walked in on me, him, Brock, and Pikachu."
"Bullshit, Ash, bullshit. Your father left when you were younger, unless you've been fucking wild Pikachus since then! It might explain your crabs and your rashes."
"So, Misty, would you like to tell us, in your own words, what happened?" The host asked.
Misty took a deep breath. She had recounted the story many times: to her mom, her sisters, her therapy group, to the WSPCP. Now, she would have to speak the incriminating words in front of a live studio audience, and to millions watching across the country.
"He was having sex with his Pikachu," she choked out.
"It's not my fault his ass is tighter than yours!" Ash yelled from his spot a couple seats away from her. "Not to mention that his tits are bigger. It wouldn't hurt to take some fucking estrogen pills or something."
The audience was going even more wild.
"Bullshit!" She countered. "We both know you can't get hard from anything that doesn't have a tail and fur! And I'm NOT sorry I didn't try on the Pikachu costume to satisfy your sick fetish."
"Pika pi pika pika chu!" Pikachu said angrily.
"YOU DUMB RAT!" Misty shouted, raising her chair over Pikachu's body.
Pikachu jumped out of his chair and raised his tail in response.
"PIKA PI!" he shouted. A noticeable bulge was forming in Ash's pants. He shot out of his chair.
"Why don't you tell everyone about Staryu?" he yelled, a triumphant grin spreading across his face.
"There's a difference between masturbating with a hard pokemon that shoots jets of water," Misty said, tears forming in her eyes. "And making love to a rat and calling his name out during sex!"
"Don't play coy!" Ash shouted, walking over to her. "Don't pretend this is all about me! Don't pretend you weren't shoving the points of that little faggot's stars in your stanky cooch way before I even met Pikachu!"
"That's because you've never satisfied a woman!" Misty cried. "You've never satisfied me!"
"How could I!" Ash yelled in response. "When your pussy's been stretched beyond belief by that... that... thing!"
"Oh, puh-leaze! Compared to your tiny pencil dick, any orifice would look like the Grand Canyon."
Ash seethed with anger.
"Oh yeah?" he said, grinning. He reached down Misty's blouse and pulled out two Pokeballs. "At least I don't have to stuff my 'pencil dick,' do I? That's right! This bitch is even more flat-chested than she looks!"
Misty shrieked and grabbed Ash's ear, trying to wrench it from his head. "Oh, now of all times you decide to take an interest in my breasts and body? I had no trouble both arousing and satisfying your best friend, because he's not a sick fuck who screws Pokemon!"
"Brock would fuck anything with a pulse!" said Ash, grabbing Misty's arm and forcing her hand away from him. "Me and him had a threesome with Pikachu last night, while you were off with your family throwing a bitchfit about nothing!"
"Have any shit to say about your father?" Misty asked. "Besides the fact that he made the right choice in leaving you and your skank-ass bitch mom? He knows what a real woman is!"
"Leave?" Ash said calmly. "He didn't leave. Mom kicked him out after she walked in on me, him, Brock, and Pikachu."
"Bullshit, Ash, bullshit. Your father left when you were younger, unless you've been fucking wild Pikachus since then! It might explain your crabs and your rashes."