Name: uregaS !IDxqkiFeC6 2007-08-09 0:18 ID:LNSn7Mb4
Saw this on /a/ and fukken saved it. No porn, but a good read nonetheless.
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“That is indeed quite troubling.”
“That's all nice and well, you two...” I smirked. They turned to look at me. They had probably thought that I wasn't awake yet. “But it isn't nice to talk about someone when they're right there.”
“Tohno Shiki.” They knew that name. How grand. “You have been judged by the Burial Agency to be a blight upon this world. Pray now, for the Powers that Be have judged it time for your execution.”
I took a better look at them. One was entirely cloaked in some sort of robe. I noticed with a smile the priest collar around his neck. He moved forward and unclasped my feet. The other one was a woman. Probably French. She was dressed in a nun habit, though she grasped short swords in each hand.
“Oi.” I said this casually. “You. The chick. We're still in my town, aren't we?”
“How did you-”
“A few of my friends spotted you a while back ago. You're not much of a secret society.” I yawned. “Anyway, be a sport and let me go. It'll be better for you in the long run.”
The girl looked absolutely indignant. I had to hold back a bark of laughter. “How dare you! You can't even move your hands.”
“What's your point?”
And I then I did a backflip and kicked her in the jaw. She went flying and I grinned as the man charged at me with one of those short swords. I didn't move, instead choosing to block with my bindings.
Crack.
I flicked my knife out and cut every line of death on his body. Stupid, stupid guy. Should have just let me go.
I would've just stabbed a point then. No need to suffer.
I turned to the girl, who was nursing her chin and looking at the remains of her partner in shock. “Tha-that was-”
“Some retard who thought that metal doesn't break when faced with magical swords.” I gave her a heart winning smile. “Now, be a good girl and tell me the way out of here. I promise you'll have a quick death.”
“Death?” She looked at me incredulously. As if the concept of dying was some sort of great joke to her. Then she laughed. She laughed so hard I was almost worried she was going to die before I could take a crack at her. “I can't die.”
“Feisty.” A grin ran its way along my face. I loved the ones that thought they were immortal. It was so satisfying to see the looks on their faces when their arms came off. “Babe, come over here and let me cut your jugular. We'll see who can't die then.”
Her eyes hardened. No more fun times? Alright then.
“So, what's your name?”
“Executioner Ciel.”
“Shame, that isn't nearly as ubiquitous as Mother Theresa.”
I killed about a dozen of those short swords thrown at my head. I noticed that she was running along the walls, which would usually be impressive.
If I weren't so much better at it.
I joined her on the wall, smiling amiably. “Great day for a run, eh?”
“SHUT UP!”
I flipped off the wall on its point. It fell apart in a shower of gravel, with Ciel still on it. I made my way towards her, making sure to lean back a bit more.
Women love a confident man.
“You can't die, eh?” I fingered the edge of the blade my dad left me. “I know about this really great industry you'd make a killing in. It's called snuff, and-”
She charged out from beneath the gravel and assaulted me with assorted punches and kicks. I dodged each one with no problem, bobbing and weaving as her limbs flailed at me in what I considered to be slow motion. Time itself seemed to bend to my will. Everyone's so slow nowadays.
I blame television.
“Well, you're a great girl and all but this isn't working out.” A punch flew over my head. “I think it's time to cut you loose.”
And with that, I suddenly dropped down and cut the line dividing her legs from her upper body. It all hit the floor with a wet 'squelch.' Tears were streaming down her face.
“Tell me, has that ever happened before? No? How about this?” I severed both her arms. She didn't really need them, anyway. I taught her that lesson like five minutes ago.
“T-tohno Shiki-”
“Nanaya Shiki. Christ, woman-” I looked down at her head and torso. “Oh, I'm sorry. You're Christian right? That was uncalled for. Ha ha ha.” I kicked her head so hard that her upper body went flying into the wall. Her scream was like delicious candy. Blood practically covered the room, though I noticed with great satisfaction that none of it had landed upon me.
“Anyway, you haven't been able to die 'til now because nobody's really shown you what it is to kill.”
I extended my arms out in a grand gesture. “Allow me to demonstrate.”
I plunged my knife into her left breast, where her largest point was. She looked up at me in disbelief before her eyes went completely blank. Her body parts began to fade away. Curious. She had taken longer than usual to disappear.
I went up to the door and sliced the lock in half. I strode out, eagerly anticipating what was waiting for me upstairs.
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“That is indeed quite troubling.”
“That's all nice and well, you two...” I smirked. They turned to look at me. They had probably thought that I wasn't awake yet. “But it isn't nice to talk about someone when they're right there.”
“Tohno Shiki.” They knew that name. How grand. “You have been judged by the Burial Agency to be a blight upon this world. Pray now, for the Powers that Be have judged it time for your execution.”
I took a better look at them. One was entirely cloaked in some sort of robe. I noticed with a smile the priest collar around his neck. He moved forward and unclasped my feet. The other one was a woman. Probably French. She was dressed in a nun habit, though she grasped short swords in each hand.
“Oi.” I said this casually. “You. The chick. We're still in my town, aren't we?”
“How did you-”
“A few of my friends spotted you a while back ago. You're not much of a secret society.” I yawned. “Anyway, be a sport and let me go. It'll be better for you in the long run.”
The girl looked absolutely indignant. I had to hold back a bark of laughter. “How dare you! You can't even move your hands.”
“What's your point?”
And I then I did a backflip and kicked her in the jaw. She went flying and I grinned as the man charged at me with one of those short swords. I didn't move, instead choosing to block with my bindings.
Crack.
I flicked my knife out and cut every line of death on his body. Stupid, stupid guy. Should have just let me go.
I would've just stabbed a point then. No need to suffer.
I turned to the girl, who was nursing her chin and looking at the remains of her partner in shock. “Tha-that was-”
“Some retard who thought that metal doesn't break when faced with magical swords.” I gave her a heart winning smile. “Now, be a good girl and tell me the way out of here. I promise you'll have a quick death.”
“Death?” She looked at me incredulously. As if the concept of dying was some sort of great joke to her. Then she laughed. She laughed so hard I was almost worried she was going to die before I could take a crack at her. “I can't die.”
“Feisty.” A grin ran its way along my face. I loved the ones that thought they were immortal. It was so satisfying to see the looks on their faces when their arms came off. “Babe, come over here and let me cut your jugular. We'll see who can't die then.”
Her eyes hardened. No more fun times? Alright then.
“So, what's your name?”
“Executioner Ciel.”
“Shame, that isn't nearly as ubiquitous as Mother Theresa.”
I killed about a dozen of those short swords thrown at my head. I noticed that she was running along the walls, which would usually be impressive.
If I weren't so much better at it.
I joined her on the wall, smiling amiably. “Great day for a run, eh?”
“SHUT UP!”
I flipped off the wall on its point. It fell apart in a shower of gravel, with Ciel still on it. I made my way towards her, making sure to lean back a bit more.
Women love a confident man.
“You can't die, eh?” I fingered the edge of the blade my dad left me. “I know about this really great industry you'd make a killing in. It's called snuff, and-”
She charged out from beneath the gravel and assaulted me with assorted punches and kicks. I dodged each one with no problem, bobbing and weaving as her limbs flailed at me in what I considered to be slow motion. Time itself seemed to bend to my will. Everyone's so slow nowadays.
I blame television.
“Well, you're a great girl and all but this isn't working out.” A punch flew over my head. “I think it's time to cut you loose.”
And with that, I suddenly dropped down and cut the line dividing her legs from her upper body. It all hit the floor with a wet 'squelch.' Tears were streaming down her face.
“Tell me, has that ever happened before? No? How about this?” I severed both her arms. She didn't really need them, anyway. I taught her that lesson like five minutes ago.
“T-tohno Shiki-”
“Nanaya Shiki. Christ, woman-” I looked down at her head and torso. “Oh, I'm sorry. You're Christian right? That was uncalled for. Ha ha ha.” I kicked her head so hard that her upper body went flying into the wall. Her scream was like delicious candy. Blood practically covered the room, though I noticed with great satisfaction that none of it had landed upon me.
“Anyway, you haven't been able to die 'til now because nobody's really shown you what it is to kill.”
I extended my arms out in a grand gesture. “Allow me to demonstrate.”
I plunged my knife into her left breast, where her largest point was. She looked up at me in disbelief before her eyes went completely blank. Her body parts began to fade away. Curious. She had taken longer than usual to disappear.
I went up to the door and sliced the lock in half. I strode out, eagerly anticipating what was waiting for me upstairs.