I wanna fuck an anime girl

What's the closest thing I can get?

A CAT

>>2
indeed

A body pillow

Child, ofc

Jesus!
Yeah, Jesus:P

>>2
Fine too.

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call this bitch amber


lives on elm.


fuck her mentally.

540-380-2083
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call this bitch amber


lives on elm.


fuck her mentally.

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kill yourself, >>10

A fat cosplayer.
kill yourself, >>11

>>12


failbot made of fail

A japanese anime love pillow. those creepy full body pillows with a anime character printed on it. Enjoy ^.^

.....not that i have one >,<'

you fail ... at life

cosplayer....but itll be an ugly desperate one.

i dont know ive seen some super fine cosplay chicks at cons...and thats why scientists made roofies for!! lolz

>>14 FUCK THE WHAT?!

A pillow? Damn, I'm pretty hard up, but I don't hump pillows.
I should say that on my next blind date.

"Hey, I don't hump pillows even though I can't get laid. Wanna do it?"

Genius

a fleshlight inserted inside the vagina of a horny realdoll

*Print her out on paper,
*makes a paper doll
--and fuck it till you have so many paper cuts you cant tell what color your penis origionaly was
--then go play in traffic

>>14
Where can you actually order such a product?

FUCK AN ASIAN GIRL

fuck cosplayers....speaking of which see you at otakon. (wink)

Buy a figurine and well, just use it well...

Fleshlight + Anime related pillow/doll/stuff = your new best friend

GIGGITY

anime girl? just go out and find a girl that looks close enough, fuck her.

>.> or go buy a hooker

cosplay sex

Nothing.

It will never be the same.

im a girl that likes to get fucked in the ass call me my names is cat 716-566-0729

blow up doll with an anime face.

I was thinking about that whole "dying for Islam and you get 72 virgins" thing. Well do you at least get some choice in the matter? Cause it'd be pretty awesome to get some anime girls mixed with the real girls. Like shit I'd want to fuck 36 anime virgins and 36 real girls or whatever. Watch some anime and tell me 99% of the girls in it aren't virgins I swear to god you would have your pick of the litter.

32 that is the best idea everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Going to convert to Islam right now.

a blow up anime doll...

>>32
maybe because THEY ARE ALL 14 YEAR OLD KIDS WHITH WHAT HUGE JELLIES WAITING TO BE POUNCED

this dumb thread still going on?  epic epic fail

fuck yeah! but y woulkd u want to ur 60 years old and up shoukldnt u be doin something else u sick perve suck ma balls go find some real human to fwck instead of paying for hentai y dont u pay a prostitute to give u a real nice beating uh huh u lovbe it mmmhghhhhmmmm goood delicious men want ur balls and if ur asian and over 40 saying yes to this go to japan and find some chick who will sound like an anime girls and go wooohhhhhhhh nande bayo ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh or if u really r a freak find some japanese guy to sound like ur faVORITE ANIME AND MAKE HIM SAY WHHOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! BUT IF U LOVE DRAGON BVALL Z U HAVE TO FIND A RARE RACE OF ALIENS KNOWN AS SAIYENS WITH HAIRY TAILS IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN O9HHHHH AND THEY R GOOD IN BED BECAUSE WHEN THEY LOOK AT THE MOON THEY TURN IN TO SUPER GIANTS MONKEY SHITS WHO HAVE GIANT BAHONKERS WOOOH HEEWW YUMM YUMMMY BITCH U WANT IT IN UR ASS CHMON LEE. IF U LOVE POKEMON THAt much u cN FIND SOME CHALLENGED ANIMALS TP SAY ONE NAME A MILLION TIMES AS U RUB THEIR ASS OR GUTCH. IF U WANT GINX U GOTTA FIND SOME BLAck chick with blond hair and massive lips for u know......... mhhhmmm hmmmmm........... and she needs to be quite fat and short if u love earl u r a kind person if not u r gay and will be for the rest of ur life even when u dye u will be gay ealr is ur nember one gal bye for now dicks!

test

Your dreams

http://www.clixncash.com/index.php?ref=ultimatheone

DO IT RIGHT HERE! HOT!

In essence you CAN do this... in your dreams.

Really, it's really, REALLY fucking hot too!

geez... you sure do need to expose yourself to the "real world"

you wana do a what to a who?! haha

>>42
why

http://www.realdoll.com/

Have fun!

Take thick manga. Flip to page of girl you like. Drill a hole and do what you will with it.

A 12 year old, or a girl of that age.

PROTIP: ANIME GIRLS AREN'T HOT IN 3D

This is the most inane site I have ever visit it.

i wanna fuck dawn in pokemon

>>46
Someone has a paper-cut on their dick. Worst pain imaginable.
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PARANOIA AGENT <- Best anime ever. Prove me wrong.
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Spend millions of dollars on one of those Honda robots

It's time for the plot : http://funnymama.com/post/176796

Panty and Stocking

My penis is so small it's 2D.