>>5
Damn, your lazy. The only thing you seem to try hard at is making up excuses for being lazy.
>>6
Classes aren't that expensive. It's not like you're taking them at an art school or private university. When it comes to basic language, a couple classes at the local community college should suffice. Anything more advanced than that, you should either go to a higher caliber college/university (where they will either have better language instruction or even opportunities to study abroad), or just go to Japan with the JET program. You get paid to teach English, and you get the best training possible for learning the language, by being there. Although most people I've met that have been part of that tell me that it also doesn't pay too well, but you're not there for the money anyways.
A couple hundred can get you some pretty advanced language teaching systems, or a ton of books on the subject.
Also, it helps to find Japanese people or at least other people studying the language so you can talk with them.