Pro anime/hentai speech

No, I'm not making one. I need one. Basically, I need somebody who's had expirience writing speeches (for a business or as a major, etc), and has love for the japanese style of animation, at least writing a single speech, a page or two long. I know, it's unlikely that anybody will be willing.

I couldn't think of anywhere better to go than 4chan.

I'll give more information by e-mail.