#455 What fantasy world are you living in!? Naruto is as inspiring as pokemon and i am talking about a show where children drop out of school at ten years old to hang around in the woods with digimon ripoffs that can kill them with no effort.
..Similarities..
They're getting too damn long!
They both suck!
They go bad after the first thirty episodes
There is no damn plot
Instead of going to a sucky manga to help you realize stuff you could have seen by spending more time with your family and friends get a life!
These kind of threads are pissing me off, all the time your obsessions are drawings, pixals, and bad voice actors.
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F.U2011-07-09 0:57
Oh my i'm sorry, after rereading your post I noticed all the signs. You're retarded
Ugh, I hate Naruto. My ex-friend and ex-boyfriend were fans. Naruto is a fugly piece of shit with FUCKING WHISKERS, how do people think he's cute or hot? And he wears an orange jumpsuit. Ninjas don't wear jumpsuits, just like how vampires don't sparkle. Seriously, WTF is wrong with Narutards?
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Anonymous2011-08-07 20:07
Bleach is my favorite.
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Anonymous2011-08-14 12:57
Well, i don't really like Naruto but I like some characters.
But seriously...When I think Ninja I think Hanzô Hattori...
So...WTF An orange ninja ?!
And Narutards...THEY say that naruto is BETTER than One Piece ? What a joke ! They also say that Nauro is the best manga...best manga ? what about for exemple Black Jack ? :D
The "mysterious group of big bads" thing in modern Shounen anime/manga needs to stop. I can think of no examples in the last ten years that lack their own version of the Akatsuki.
factors 2 animes sucks and rocks
why naruto sucks
opening and endings sucks(still part of the anime, cant compare to bleachs awesome intros, compare shippu opening 6,8,9 with bleach 7,3,2,12,13)
the concept sucks
funny moments are corny as fuck
ninjas are assassins, not fucking brawlers
lame characters
girls are simply stupid
repetitiveness
emo characters sucks
overused plot
why bleach sucks
same plot here and there
fillers suck(some dont like the zanpaktou arc)
simlple routine (straithfoward plot, no twists)
naruto wins because- it has a lot of fans, appeals to a wider audiences, more on friendship based plot, ok animated battles
bleach wins because- more serious concept, comedy is top, greater animated battles(see the hell arc of bleach, suck on that narutards), intros are epic(still part of the anime, search on youtube bleach opening 13, openings of naruto shit bricks compared to this), characters are more likable(ichigo, kenpachi, rukia and more interesting characters)
true both are shounen but naruto is genuinely for kids with the pokemon desease, bleach is more gory and grittier than naruto. lastly bleach is to awesome for a shitty anime called NARUTO
i dont know of onepiece, seems good on my first watch, DBZ is ook, Bebop is classic.
regards
Fackky the duckling
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Umadbro? 1 piss2011-08-22 0:50
Lol, people still try to say Narushit is better than One Piece? I smell some serious BUTTHURT Naru-fanboys...God fucking Kishimoto. END THE FUCKING THING ALREADY. It's been complete random shit since 6 years ago. Fucking One Piece needs to take off in America already, but "The Man" seems to be a Narutard too!
Naruto still isnt done yet? HOLY BALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous2011-08-29 0:01
1 reason why Naruto sucks (disregarding all the posts I didn't read [which is all of them])
Ninjas are stealthy. How are you stealthy in bright orange clothing?
It was decent in the first part.
Naruto being a kid and shit, sides the orange and blue, learning at an accelerated pace, which alot of shows do.
But when you get to the 2nd half, its an entirely different anime.
Its all, POWERLEVEL NO JUTSU, LOL EYEM SO RANDOM WATCH ME DO SILLY SHIT THEN I SERIOUS.
also pork wrangler
Naruto is is one of the most vile and despicable manga I ever seem since 21st Century and below are the main reasons that are supported by Kishi himself :
1) Repeat idea of student killing/defy their teacher/mentor, e.g Orochimaru Vs Third Hokage, Sasgay Vs Orochimaru,Ōnoki Vs Mu etc. The most disgusting fight to support this point is when team 10 fight against Asuma whom could be handle either by the 2 security guards ninjas or even by Choji 's father, yet Kishi insisted that Asuma 's 3 former student fight their teacher in Kishi 's twisted world and it turn out to be an joyfully event of growing up whereby the teacher is happy to be "K" by their student. Similar if you narutards think that Lucifer rebel against God is cool or Luke Skywalker fight against Obi-Wan Kenobi is awesome,or even a virginia tech student who shoot teachers incident is best way of growing up, I rest my case.
2) The main character with an human name "Naruto" is an demanding gay hero-rascal with low IQ and EQ only best at demanding an toad pervert for free powerup, then later demanding an Bee with low ripping skill and comment he didn't care if Bee is an hero,president or not etc,he must be his sidekick and coach him to save his gay partner ! In fact it really rather surprised that for past 10 years after so call 3 years training with J-Man, our main character is becoming another uncloth creature that was even worst than a dog ! (And from an asia country like Japan where they emphasize the culture of respect to elder, this shit called Naruto is the main character?)
3) Finally most importantly, regardless of whether you want to conquer the world or do anything "bad",just as in arc of Hanzo vs the didn't know who samurai leader, as long as you have
Or if you didn't betray your friends like a shark ninja, YOU ARE AN HERO ! This would also apply to heroes like Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th or Freddy Krueger from Elm Street who never lose faith of searching for more innocent people for their hunt.
Naruto poisoned the world, BAN IT before the world is coming to an end.....
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Anonymous2011-10-05 4:16
it sucks
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:2011-10-05 23:24
Naruto is whatever happens when anime artists want to have a massive orgasm from creating a stupid series about ninjas geared toward stupid people.
Now I changed my mind, Naruto should be renamed as :
火影大便
For a hero in this shit story call Naruto who win many lame fight N times and is still call an idiot is no different from a 大便. It just like even if you add any delicious foods like strawberry,chocolate, candy etc to a shit, it is nothing more than an disgusting faeces which cannot even be eaten and only spoiled and waste foods that are add to the shit.Similarly no matter how Kishi make the story "appear" interesting like Naruto power up, humour elements in the fight etc, as long as Naruto keep acting like an douchebag like why brushing his teeth using a glue, this manga would suck forever.
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Anonymous2011-10-06 7:16
Is it true? Did this thread really started in 2006? Wow!
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:2011-10-06 12:56
>>509 And here's what I call your love/hate/total geekout for Naruto (using Chinese makes all the difference for a fan apparently!)
It is not surprised that 512 is an american or a Jap as these are the only retard people who would choose maniacal idiot leader to run their country, the best example would be Naoto Kan who said that Japanese has pay higher tax or suffered like greece (Being an narutard, 512 WILL LOVE this bloodsucker a million times and willing pay his whole fortune to him, just like Naruto pass his saving in his frog-wallet to J-Man for his drinking and womanizing)
But still he is only second to George W Bush. In fact Naruto and George W Bush shared the same EXTRAORDINARY personality like hiting his head on the plane entrance before broading Air Force One,massage German Chancellor Angela Merkel during G-8 Summit after inspired by Naruto who want to pee in front of Sakura in the jungle and finally after reading that Kisame remember his good friend Itachi before his last moments, he passed his famous comment : "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
Naruto IS AWESOME, please continue to support this manga and you never know how life is interesting, do follow some stunt that Naruto DEFINATELY DO like try to turn the gas on before you go to sleep, wear your short on your head and shirt on your leg, tell everyone how rich you are and show your bank account number to everyone and PROVE IT.Naruto really WOULD make you AN BETTER @#%* PERSON.
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Franky2011-10-09 10:39
SUUPPAAAAAH FRURURRUAAAAVVVAAA.
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Anonymous2011-10-10 15:56
I'm quite fond of Naruto. I went through a phase of hating it and now I'm back to liking it. I just wish that Kishimoto would stop introducing characters then suddenly dropping them.
Remember when Sai was Sasuke's replacement in Team 7? Me neither.
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Anonymous2011-10-11 3:04
@516, You must be either sick or a gay to say that you are "fond" of Naruto, Are you masturbating as you think of Naruto or fantasies of kissing him just like what he do to his Sasugay? If you really are, then good luck to you and your parent. That why I never like narutard cos they are SO disgusting.