Naruto: RamenSasukeBeleiveIt
Sasuke: IMA GONNA KILL MY BRPTHER CAUSE HE KILLED ALL MA FAMILE!
Girls: SASUKE-KUUUUUUN!
Kakashi:Porn.
Jiraiya:Porn.
Konahamaru: OMG I'm Naruto!
Pain: Feel my pain.
Orochimaru: I like little boys.
Kabuto: I love you Oro-kuuun!
Shikamaru: I'm well clever.
Asuma: Why am I the only charcter who doesn't get miraculously revived?
Lee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gai: LOL Lee, Your YOUNG!!!11!!!!1!one!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: I'm teh ruler of teh SAND CASTLE!
Itachi: You lack Hatred.
Kisame: I'm a shark!
Zetsu: I'm a Cactus!
Gamakichi: I'm a poke'mon!
Tsunade: I'm a drunk warlord who sucks at gambling and I have massive boobs and a pet pig.
Danzo: I am now the 3246th character who has the sharingan who shouldn't.
Sai: PENISPENOSPENISPENISPENISPENIS!
Suigetsu: Water!
Karin:Sasuke-kuuuuun!
Juugo: I wanna kill someone then talk to birds then kill someone again.
Kakuzu: MUNNYMUNNYMUNNY must be funyfunyfunny...
Hidan: Im a zealot!
Konan: I'm a girl.
Tonton: Pwoypwoy.
Tobi: OMGBBGROFLGYUIGYSUIGFOPYWFRTYSDFPGUHDSI Deidara-sempaiiiiiiii!
Deidara: Bang!