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NARUTO IS A FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 21:05

Question. If the show is about naruto then why is he such a failure? In fact the show should be called Sasuke because he gets more air time then the rest of these people.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 1:05

Naruto, One Piece, and all other DBZ clones suck.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 2:52

i agree all those shows sux

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 2:58

naruto sucks after the fight of sasuke vs naruto and the 46 fillers
one pieces sucks wen they enter the princess vivi arabasta shit 60 episodes of that crap
dbz sucks after the cell fight the majin buu saga sucks and the dragon ball gt entire series is a failure

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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 10:32

>>4
Man your post is SO filled with truthness...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 22:14

yea it does

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 20:07

Sasuke is an emo bitch. It should be called Kakashi, not Naruto, not Sasuke. -_-

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 21:38

Sasuke hasn't had ANY airtime in like 50 episodes. Kakashi FTW.

Also, DBZ sucked from the Frieza saga. The battle with him lasted what? 50 episodes? Cell and Buu sagas were good in comparison.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-31 21:55

Naruto is a kind of kamaboko with a red whirling pattern, used as a topping for noodles such as ramen or hot soba. It is named after the Naruto Strait.

Kamaboko (蒲鉾, Kamaboko?) is a variety of Japanese processed seafood products, called surimi, in which various white fish are pureed, formed into distinctive loaves, and then steamed until fully cooked and firm in texture. The steamed loaves are then sliced and served unheated (or chilled) with various dipping sauces or sliced and included in various hot soups, one-dish meals, or noodle dishes. Kamaboko is typically sold in semicylindrical, Quonset-hut-shaped loaves. Some kamaboko are made so that a slice looks like an object. Sliced kamaboko is called naruto.

Although the Japanese name for kamaboko is becoming increasingly common outside of Japan (c.f., sushi), some extant English names for kamaboko are fish paste, fish loaf, fish cake, and fish sausage (Tsuji, 1980). Tsuji recommends using the Japanese name in English because no adequate English name exists, other than the Jewish dish, gefilte fish, which is somewhat similar.

Red skinned kamaboko and white kamaboko are typically served at celebratory and holiday meals, as the red and white colors are considered to bring good luck.

Kamaboko has been made in Japan since the 14th century CE and is now available nearly worldwide. The simulated crab meat product kanikama (short for kani-kamaboko), the best known form of surimi in the West, is a type of kamaboko. In Japan, chīkama (cheese plus kamaboko) is commonly sold in convenience stores as a pre-packaged snack food.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 3:27

>>9
tl,dr

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 18:28

>>9
wikipedia is god

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 0:32

What is this?? @_@;

And Naruto is a failure. Many times before I have thought it would be a good idea to change the series' name to "Sasuke". >_>;

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 1:03

Please people. The last and utter requirement to being a true Narutard to have Sasuke as your favorite charactor. Simply put, he's a steriotypical bishie and all around a flat charactor. If Naruto didn't exist, it would be simply put, boring. there'd be A no comic relief B an extremely anchored plot (look at Inuasha for Christ's sake) and C not much a dialouge. I seriously hope they kill him off.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 4:50

>>13
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Name: Naruto is AIDS 2006-06-02 8:45

Warnin Naruto is a show for 12year olds

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Name: tBB 2006-06-02 10:26

Real people prefer Shikamaru.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 13:34 (sage)

>>1 is a failure

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 14:42

>>15
yup the fillers demostrate your point ;'(

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 14:43

>>15
the fillers=retarded,repetitive,boring,no plot at all

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 17:56

>>17
no u

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 18:19

The only important part of Naruto: Kakashi. After that, you can tune the fuck out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 18:17

FUCKEN WAPS

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-07 20:33

>>17

Agreed
>>13
<<23
Same person

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-07 21:53

itachi is pretty sweet

Name: LOUD NOISES 2006-06-09 9:56

THE JAPANESE PEOPLE TOOK MY CHILDREN AND ATE THEM WHILE KAMAKAZEE PLANES HIT MY BOATS IN HAWAII I IED CRIED SO MUCH THAT DAY I WAS LIEK OMFG THEM BUSTARDS WE NEEDED THOSE SHIPS TO SHOOT STUFF AND STUUF NOW ALL WE HAVE IS GUNS BUT NO BOATS AND I CRIED CAUSE THE JAPANESE SAID THAT THEY HAD DECLARED WAR AND WE GOT SOOOOOOO MAD AND STUFF THAT WE INVENTED SOMETHING BIG THAT SPLODES AND WE CALLED IT AN ATUMIK BOMB AND WE DROPPED IT IN THIS CITY FULL OF JAPANESE HOBOS CALLED HIROSHYMA AND THE PEOPLE WENT SIISSSST AND STUFF AND THEN WE THREW ONE IN NALGASAKIES AND THEY ALSO WENT SIST AND THE WOLRD WAS LEIK GASP! AND SO I CRIED

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 14:13

Naruto failed when it decided not to be only one season long, here or in Japan.

Toonami ftl.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 22:55

basically, ya'll can't stand anything that's more than 30 episodes. BUNCH OF PUSSIES

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 3:02

>>27
narutp sucks after 2 seasons of fucking fillers

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 4:55 (sage)

>>28 fails for having watched up to the fillers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 10:15

>>27 fails to realize that milking out hundreds of episodes is fucking idiotic. It's not being a pussy -- it's realizing quality over quantity.

In fact, at one sad point in my life, I watched a fucking lot of episodes of Naruto with my now-ex. Trust me. I know it's shit; the sheer fucking number of episodes just tries to polish that turd.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 10:28

Guys, most anime is made for children. That's a fact. Now some series have content that can also be enjoyed by teens and adults, but with others (like Naruto, DBZ, Inuyasha or One Piece) the intended target audience is so glaringly obvious that I can't understand why people even come on the Internet and admit they watch this shit.

Seriously if you're over 13 and are a die-hard Naruto fan, you fucking need to see a shrink.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 17:19

well... the production team has to maintain a difference as it may catch up with the manga too soon...
filler episodes can be ignored anyway

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 17:47

NEWSFLASH: ALL ANIME = FAILUER

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 19:32

>>33
Anime fanboy in denial.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 19:50

>>34 no u :<

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 20:48

NO CHAR AZNABLE FROM GUNDAM IS FAILURE

Name: TBS Digicon6 2013-02-04 21:51

If Naruto is so famous, why didn't it win an award in TBS Digicon6 ? : http://www.tbs.co.jp/digicon/award - REASON : IT IS AN EPIC FAILURE !!!

Name: Naruto is a fucking hero ??? 2013-02-07 2:40

A person of such poor calibre and lousy character like Naruto should not be where he is today. If it was me, I would have quit being an "ninja" long long ago and not wasting "ordinary customer"'s money. I will not be a burden to my community as well !

Name: carol 2013-02-07 13:10

pataclau

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 13:10

Holy shit, a thread this old got revived.

I guess I must be new here.

Name: Stone Soup 2013-02-11 3:54

STONE SOUP

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"HECK NO!! IT'S ALL PART OF THE FUN."

Take that, Sasgay - Nobody should be worry too much about you damn FXXXing emotional boy !!!

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Name: Imagefap 2013-02-28 12:13


If you read this version of Naruto, you know he ROCK ! : http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/3929114/Naruto-2

Name: gamernerdgurl99 2013-03-01 7:16

le posting in a retro thread
XDDDDDDDDDDD SO NURD AM I RIGHT

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 11:28

naruto won the hinatabowl

Name: Baby Blues 2013-03-04 3:11


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Wanda place Wren into a baby cage

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Name: Get Fuzzy 2013-03-09 11:49

GET FUZZY


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P.S : The above dialogue is the same idea why Naruto is a failure.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-09 21:44

YOUR MOTHER'S ABORTION WAS A FAILURE

Name: You are a failure 2013-03-11 2:50

>>47

And you are also a failure cos you are born out of your father's ass since he is a gay like Naruto who get laid by his foe partner : http://www.greatmovieexperiment.com/Movie/Junior-1994

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 15:17

>>37
nice necro-bump. We really wanted to relive this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 16:58

what is this shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 16:59

what is this

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-11 17:48

what? necro faggots, this shit is so today~!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-18 21:34

duh

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-18 2:12

There is no way anyone can cosplay her : http://funnymama.com/post/125941

Name: !WNpJllqv6k 2013-05-19 2:33

believe it

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