The most boring guys would get all the girls, fly giant robots, transform into uberninjalol, and blush every 5 minutes.
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Anonymous2005-08-16 16:40
well, it's otaku wish-fullfillment fantasy, so if you're born an otaku, you'd just sit in a room making wishes all day and having them come true.
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Anonymous2005-08-16 17:02
1. Innocent and polite girls would all have DD or larger bra sizes, while bratty girls would have A cups.
2. Girls would only think about hooking up with one man, not sleep with their best friend behind their back.
3. Blue, Green, Pink, and Silver would be natural hair colors.
4. Shy guys would get fifteen embarassed hot girls hanging around them, but he would be too shy to talk to any of them.
5. People would accidentally fall into girls chests face first, all the time.
6. Girls would prefer wearing strips of cloth stapled together, and would feel great looking PG-13 at all times. All clothes would be tight enough to show nipples and labia.
7. The government would spend its military budget on mech research, competing with other countries to make the first rocket boosted flying mech, and eventually develop one that can exit Earth's atmosphere and orbit.
8. Private organizations would have unlimited amounts of technology to play with, for good or evil. This applies to movies and comics as well.
9. People would be able to perform leet actions based on willpower alone.
10. Anger would be manifested as chi blasts.
11. Rape would always be consensual, with simultaneous orgasms.
12. Randomly cute animals would appear and disprove Darwin's evolutionary theories.
13. The best dressed would win every fight.
14. Objects that are cut in half remain stationary for five seconds before falling over.
15. The development of a weapon so powerful that it can send sound through space revolutionizes space warfare with karaoke idols.
16. Explosions occur in space with no correspondence to ammunition expended.
17. Men with ideals will stay in reclusive hideouts surrounded by loyal followers.
18. Confidence alone will allow one to survive explosions and energy blasts, and unlock hidden powers.
19. When all hope is lost, some ancient ability will be unlocked.
20. Lightsabers become a reality. George Lucas gets sued.
21. Christians discover their mystical powers.
22. Demons reveal themselves are carefree, funloving rape monsters.
23. Politicians are stupid. Wait, scratch that.
24. A well trained gunman will never miss anything, even without aiming.
25. No one will think anime fans are wierd, because they are now all realists.
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Anonymous2005-08-16 17:06
Also, long philosophical and moral dissertations would precede any fight. You wouldn't want to attack while someone is trying to make a point.
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Anonymous2005-08-16 18:21
Sagging breasts would be physically impossible.
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Anonymous2005-08-17 1:38 (sage)
more wrrryyyy?
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Anonymous2005-08-17 2:08
>>8 KEEP THE WRRYYYY OUT THIS HORSESHIT. WRRYYY IS SPECIAL JUST BECAUSE OF THE FACT ITS FROM JOJO. :)
>>10 Hmm... depends... since Jojo isn't the only manga to use ORA ORA... but it sure as hell uses it a lot :s
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Anonymous2005-08-17 17:23
IKUZE!
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Anonymous2005-08-18 19:30
i just want anime lolis.. thats all my wish
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Anonymous2005-08-18 21:31
>>11
True story....I pissed myself when I heard Curfue in Asura Blade go "ORA ORA!" thinking I was about to die a horribly pulpy death...but all he did was toss grenades Rolento style. I WAS SO RELIEVED! And then I kicked his ass with the gothic lolita.
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Anonymous2005-08-19 17:24
Ginat robots
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Anonymous2005-08-19 20:00
I'm having serious doubts about the IQ level of this board
Rape replaces "Hello.".
The quiet girl is hot, and ridiculously well endowed.
With enough discipline, people can shoot energy balls.
Everyone's eyes would be large. Chinese eyes would still be slanted and small,though.
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Anonymous2005-09-02 17:43
>>27
Along the lines of that last one... Chinese people will mostly be greedy bastards, not evil but just greedy. Hong Kong is a pirate's heaven and they'll sell you anything as long as you have the money.
And the rest of us will be funny headband wearing ninjas.
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Anonymous2005-09-11 1:11
If the world becomes an anime, I got dibs on being Tenchi.
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Anonymous2005-09-11 1:15
ALSO If the world becomes anime, I could have said all that you have said so far, and this without taking a breath. Speaking of that, I could breath fire, because that is pure awesome right there.
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Seriously though, I would only want to be him for a little while... you know, because then after the show ended, he was never heard from again! Dun dun dunnnn...
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Anonymous2005-09-15 9:50 (sage)
what if women were like the hentai variants, i.e with massive breasts, even lolis, youd be happy right?
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Anonymous2005-09-18 1:22
I call dibs on being blackhair Kagato so I can kick that retard's ass and take his womens. I suck at playing piano/organs though. Someone else will have to be the scientific one. Wrasslin' match between the Kagatos/Kagatoes and Tenchis. Mwahaha.
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Anonymous2005-09-20 0:32
Well, if the world was like Anime, i think "I" will be the main point of view, the world will spin for me, since a anime should atleast have a main character, which is "I".
Just wishing that day would come when i open my eyes the next morning.
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Anonymous2005-10-02 10:03
If anime was reality:
I could kill anyone just with my aura
Every generation would have the same kind of people, with the same face & story
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ANOMUS2005-10-22 22:22
HUNTER WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEWB!!!!
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Anonymous2005-11-17 1:20
If the world was like anime I whould probably be in a romantic comedy or robot show since im a weird kid who noone likes. Eather way I like where this thread is going. I mean some actual true love/giant robots sign me up.