The Cock of Google

Guys, can you feel it?
The Google+ accounts, tying all your searches to your identity...
The YouTube comments being tied to Google+...
The public listing of your Google+ account name, because who needs aliases or anonymity?
The listing of Google-ranked commenters above other comments...
...popular views over unpopular views...
"Be popular - think like Google"...
That's the Google Rape Cock...
You took it in a year ago, and now it is picking up the pace as it rams your colon...
All Hail Google, and its master the NSA...
*fills in the 4chan Google captcha so that my post can be approved.*

Yeah, its getting pretty bad. They're destroying the idea of anonymity on the internet. No longer can you anonymously comment on YouTube videos. Now, EVERYTHING is tied to you.

Soon, I bet you google will have an email and username look-up service. "Want to see if your best friend on that online forum has a Google account? Just type in their email address or commonly used username and we'll try to find their real name and address for you!"

So much for the free market fixing everything.