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So is this the rumored VIP?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:28

I need some advice for confessing to a certain someone, will you help me?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:32

Shouldn't you tell your story first?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:33

>>2
This. We can't really help if we don't know the background.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:37

There's this girl I want to fuck for the sake of fucking. Apparently she's the type who doesn't fuck unless she's in a relationship, something I oppose to have.

How to ask her out?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:40

>>4
I'm wary of this thread... I'll bite. I wouldn't advise you to date her if you just want to fuck her. This will bite you in the ass (especially if she has hot friends) soon. You can't hold a lie for long. I've had that happen.

Either fall in love, or find out that she wants a casual sex relationship. If none of these works, then there's no luck for you.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:41

>>5
>hot friends
Nope. She has an underage sister though.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:44

I'm with
>>5
So, to give it a try please tell us about her. Do you kno wher? Are you somewhat close or is she just a friend of an aquaintance? Is it just looks?
Elaborate if you don't want a generic answer just anybody could give you.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:45

>>6
Aim for her if she wants the dick. Don't waste time on someone who isn't compatible with your tastes. If her sister wants to fuck, then go for her. Unless you're thirty, then you're out of luck again.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:48

All these newfag posers pretending to play Molester Man

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:49

>>9
Call it "inspiration". Nothing wrong with that.wwwwww

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:50

>>7
We've known each other for a year. Not just looks (7.5/10), she works hard and has nice tits.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:51

>>9
Back to 9fag

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:57

>>11
What would you feel if she had a boyfriend?

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 1:59

>>11
Nice tits is still about looks
Seriously tough, give us something to work on. How did you two met? Are you related somehow? (work, classes, etc) Were you interested since you met her or was there something specific that made you want to smex her?
A bit of a summary would be good.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 2:04

The very fact that you're willing to go into a relationship just to fuck her seems a tad excessive. Most people would probably just give up. Do you actually want to be with her or do you really just want to fuck her?

I'm with >>5
mostly. Be more serious, or give up. Although I don't know what the chances are of casual sex.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 2:11

Looks like OP has bailed out. (´・ω・`)

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 4:08

In the first post, it was "confessing".
If OP is the same guy as >>4 then I have a question.
What're you considering confessing?
That you'd like to screw her?

If it's just ass you're after, that's more a confession of attraction. If that's what you wanted, there's no problem, just make it clear that's what you're after. If we assume you actually do have a chance to get with her in the relatively-near future, then you don't want it to backfire.

Trust me.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 6:15

>>1
Is it a priest?

I always wanted to try going for a confession about my masturbation habits regarding ahegao.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 7:01

>>6
Brush her teeth.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-24 8:13

>>17
I think he was just bluffing. But if he wasn't, I hardly think he'll get the good ending. Relationship based on fucking =/= Serious relationship.

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