[magic!] A Wizard's Curse

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Yesterday I was in town and I realised that the skin on my leg was a little green and scaly. I didn't think much of it at the time but when I got home I thought it may be because I don't leave the house a lot and that I was having an allergic reaction to something. This got me thinking to the time a wizard came to my house and asked for some money and I said "No wizard! You need to get your own money" and he said "A curse upon you, frogs are in your future and you will live a foul life" and I didn't think much of it since he was just a crazy old wizard. Maybe he was right and now I am turning in to a frog but isn't that a little harsh? I didn't do anything except turn him away for being a door to door beggar, I didn't want to buy his wizard wares either but I guess I am going to die now so here is my tip: If a wizard comes to your door then don't be too nasty.

Well I just got back from begging the wizard to cure me. He has the nerve to ask for a bribe. What do you know? It turns out he was the loch ness monster. I shouted "damn it loch ness monster, I'm not paying you two-fiddy!".

Long story short, it turns out that the green stuff was only paint and I am an idiot for caving in to his demands.

you're no fucking wizard

Wizards are dicks

Q.Q

So the lizard wizard was just some D.T. creature after all. >>1 was huffing green spraypaint.

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