Problem, God?

Satan thinks angels are more worthy of love than humans.
God thinks humans and more worthy of love than angels.
God and Satan fight.
God wins.
God sends his son Jesus down to the human planet.
Humans crucifies and spits on Jesus.
Jesuses last words is to the effect that the human race doesn't even know the difference between good and evil, so they'll just torture to death anybody who's not of the herd mind.
Problem, God?

JEWS

Then Allah comes and blows up everybody.
The end.

fg

Hahah, Op you're a genius.

I love you.

ALL HAIL EMERGENT TRANS-GOD DIVINITY

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Jesus christ is satans realized self. In christs life he was satan. Until the day he died. God and satan fighting? Lol thats like christ stating to the man he is the son of god.  Pilot (gabriel) kills christ (satan)  under the orders of  king herrid (god) but christ goes onto l ead his own kingdom.Dont u get it? Satan wins.

-Ferdinand Rising

God creates free-will. God destroys humans because he forgot that free-will includes rebellion.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.