Name: VIPPER 2012-10-06 1:15
Robert Richard Mootberg Goinstein Poolwitz, also using the assumed Christian name Christopher Poole has a dastardly plan to flood the textboards with spam and then bring in janitors to clean them up, following the pattern of the classic Jewish false flag attack. Mootberg will be hailed as the savior of the textboards for eliminating the rampant spam. The next step is adding captchas to all textboards so he can make more money from 4chan Pass, and finally shutting them down altogether and forcing us onto the imageboards for easier moderation and FBI surveillance. This is Mootberg's Final Solution to the textboard problem.