Sniffing shirts

My lover has been lovesick for another guy for quite some time, so today she called me from work and told me that she had stolen his workshirt to use as a sort of masturbation aid, I guess. She prefers this to asking him for a date. As a Vipper, I would wear that shirt while fucking her, so that I would smell like him. Apparently she thinks that's too weird.

Well, just tell her that it's no fucking weirder than her stealing some faggots shirt to jerk herself off to.
Asking him for a date?
What the fuck is going on here?
HELP!
You ARE fucking weird you nigger.
Tell that bitch to get the fuck out of your life she is destroying VIPPER.

Fuck your JEWish mind tricks.