I'm not really high on crack

Ask somebody who's not really high on crack anything.
I'll pretend that I'm really high, I promise.

Being the desperate little gaynigger you are, how far would you be willing to go to get another fix of that crack? Would you let me stretch your bumhole with my willy? Would you actually enjoy your boypussy being fucked and make soft little faggot moans while I pound your anus? Would you let me put your cat on a table?