Then at a red light a girl came to my window ask me for direction
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VIPPER2012-05-11 15:37
"Why aren't you wearing pants?", she, clearly shocked, blurted out.
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VIPPER2012-05-11 16:11
I answered maybe too quickly that "I am wearing pants, missy, they're just beige. See?" and showed her my khaki denims.
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VIPPER2012-05-11 17:43
She seemed unconvinced and started tugging at my leg hair.
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VIPPER2012-05-11 19:08
Unsuccessfully I tried to hide the volume growing in my pants caused by the sudden silky touch.
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VIPPER2012-05-11 23:32
She was about 5' tall, wearing a red tight shirt that said "GET TRASHED" in white letters that resembled an anarchists shirt.
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VIPPER2012-05-12 21:40
She barely had any breast. Anyone could noticeably see that she used a very voluminous bra; and that wasn't helping much.
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VIPPER2012-05-14 6:15
She exclaimed "Look, can you please just tell me which way to the train station?".
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VIPPER2012-05-14 13:38
It was a really cold day too. So I told her where it was and asked her if she wanted me to take her there.
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VIPPER2012-05-14 17:40
She said to me "No, thank you - you see, an adventure is not about the destination; but the journey to the destination."
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VIPPER2012-05-14 22:42
I felt like I wanted to punch her, but I contained my rage. Never before have I heard such an insult that makes my soul freeze with anger.
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VIPPER2012-05-15 16:46
there is only one time
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VIPPER2012-05-16 0:56
>>12
Or maybe it was just the cold really. I told her then that "If adventure is what you seek; what would you say if I took you to somewhere you've never been and that you'd never forget?"
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VIPPER2012-05-23 1:39
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VIPPER2012-05-23 3:50
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"Like where, your apartment?" was her disdainful response. "Get lost, creep."
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VIPPER2012-05-23 22:43
Then a cop came and asked: "May I see your license and registration?".
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VIPPER2012-05-24 0:39
It was a dykey-looking female cop. Feeling brave, I answered, "if you show me yours, I'll show you mine."
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VIPPER2012-05-27 8:26
"Cute. If you give me any more sass-back, I've shove this nightstick up where the sun don't shine. Ya feel me?", she retorted in faux ebonic accent.
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VIPPER2012-05-27 15:37
"Mmm, no, but I'd like to feel you, if you know what I mean (;"
Chicks can never resist my left-paren-semicolon face. I practice it in the mirror a lot. The perfectly curved mouth, the single open beady eye staring back at them, and the head tilted at exactly 90 degrees; these are the magical ingredients that never fail to snag the ladies. I can already sense the magic working, as her expression begins to change...
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VIPPER2012-05-28 14:55
Carry on VIPPER this is a good story
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VIPPER2012-06-03 17:54
...to one of loathing. Wait, this wasn't supposed to happen! "Guys like you are the worst," she said. "You think you can just charm your way out of any situation, well, you got yourself another think coming."
A minute later, I'm in handcuffs in the back of her cruiser.
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VIPPER2012-06-04 4:58
It took a while to realize, but there was another in the seat next to me. He stared at me. A stare so deep and strong, that I feared for my anus.
Suddenly, he licked the side of my face and then jumping to the end of his side. His nipples were hard.
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VIPPER2012-06-04 12:55
As he began to rub his nipples on the window next to him, the voice of the dispatcher came over the radio. "All units to the train station for backup, there are four armed robbers barricaded inside with hostages, I repeat..."
"Hang on boys," said the ladycop, "We're goin for a ride."
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VIPPER2012-06-04 16:16
It was at that moment I realised, that the combined effect from the gasoline fumes compounded by the extraordinary hot day, had caused me to doze. What I thought was a dispatch call, was in fact a play on public radio.
The sensation of movement however, was all too real. In truth, we were rapidly approaching the...