Them Officer Reporting In

This thread is for evil "them people" only.
How do we bring about the ultimate demise of the "us people"?
Maybe some elaborate plan to keep them around and let their suffering act as a sustenance?
Clever conspiracies only.
They will triumph!

what about "we people"? or "you people"?

The "you people"'s war agianst the "we people" is more of a moral one, but sure, the "you people" can join in in the "them people" conspiracy.

Ah, the Anonymous They is far too powerful to need to plan.

Our attempts to preach tolerance in the 70s in order to infiltrate the "us people", backfired, as that just created MORE "us people". We need something even MORE diabolical - we need to increase the conspiring efficiency to maximum percent!

We also thought destroying the religion of the "us people" would be a good idea to get rid of the RELIGIOUS "us" groups, but that just spawned ATHEIST "us people". Some "us people" are even satanists, so that's a fail as well. We need something even MORE evil! Something so horrid that the "us people" will not be able to claim it as their own, and then we need to let it permeate society - something like eating their own eyes.

What about this?
"You are very alone. Nobody loves you. Everybody is secretly out to get you, and only you. You must only think about yourself in order to survive, and fuck everyone else."
It's close to satanism, but states that you will also be forever alone, to prevent the "us people" from organizing a resistance.
Some of us "them people" will probably have access to the local water supply, through which to distribute some kind of paranoia drug to spread this new weapon. We're counting on these secret agents.
They will triumph!