Desu kawaii!~:3

When I was 14 I had my girlfriend at my house. We where making out in my room, we couldn't fuck because my mother kept walking around the house and I had to leave the door open. So we decided to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailin' her for like 4 minutes. Then I feel something weird on my scrotum.
I feel like my balls and jumped off of her and discovered there was a leach clinched on my ball sack. Neither one of use knew how to get it off, so we ran back to the house. I had to drop my shorts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this fucking leach. As they where removing the leech while my balls where bleeding from the creature.
My father brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and says, "Yes, he had a rubber on." Then we all had a nice talk with my girlfriend's parents. This was a little awkward.

And ever since then, I been the champ.

JEWS?

>My father brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and says, "Yes, he had a rubber on."

Jewish tradition.

Old pasta, I thought this ended with the boy's balls getting cut off?

That was hilarious.