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hey i nedd help gettin laid starting senior year goin to marines after grad to kill ragheads in usmc infanntry need to get laid b4 i grad but am shy towards meeting new bitches and also want sum1 to have a good relationship with what do??

>>1
Become an hero.

>>1
First off, don't refer to women as bitches, idiot. You won't get laid talking like that.

>>1
Second, you seem visibly desperate, don't act like it.

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Third, take it easy.

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>>6
Only VIP QUALITY post in this thread. The rest of you get back to /b/.

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That is the theme of this cartoon.
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