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Poor poppy.

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-01 18:43

Once upon a time there was a town called POPCORN TOWN, and there poppy the popcorn live.

He was not a regular popcorn, but a corn, and a tiny one for that matter. He was teased all the time, and everyday he dream of the day he would be put in the microwave and become big. One day, after a particularily harsh day he decided to rent a movie, one that was called THE MICROWAVE. There was a corn, just like him in a big glass bowl with much more corn. All of a sudden they began to spin, first slowly, then faster, and faster. Suddenly the corn began to feel unseasy, then he felt warm, and warmer, and warmer. When suddenly he exploded into a white mass along with all the others. Poppy got scared so he turned off the television and went to bed, with the picture of the white mass in his head. When he woke up he found himself in glass bowl, and two huge eyes staring at him from above, then he started to spin.

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-01 20:22

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-02 21:31

That poor corn :(

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-03 1:08

JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-03 10:24

What's with the damn "JEWS" spam?

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-03 15:57

All of a sudden they began to spin, first slowly, then faster, and faster.
What microwave does this?

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-03 18:29

>>6

You clearly don't have a rotational velocidensity capable microwave.

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-03 22:16

>>5
He's been doing it for years, just ignore him

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-09 16:27


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Name: VIPPER 2010-06-09 16:27

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Name: VIPPER 2010-06-09 16:28

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Name: VIPPER 2010-06-09 16:28

hello
>nigs

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-09 16:37

fuck
>bitches
>get
>money

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-09 16:37

fuck
bitches
get
money

Name: VIPPER 2010-06-09 17:09

yo
yo
fuck bitches

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