Name: VIPPER 2009-12-10 19:56
It has come to VIPPER's attention that many /vip/ posters are tainting the good reputation of /vip/ by submitting posts that fall short of VIP QUALITY. This is destructive and damaging to the pinnacle of internet excellence that this board wishes to retain.
So, VIPPER would like to present all newcomers to /vip/ with a handy, readable guide for all! This will hopefully encourage the VIP QUALITY expected on this board.
Making a VIP QUALITY post isn't all hard work. It's lots of fun! Let's start off by introducing you to your keyboard. It has many letters and characters which may confuse you and throw you off the VIP QUALITY scent.
Now, to prepare ourselves, first we must breath in deeply! We are about to go places. To begin with, ensure your caps lock is pressed down. A light may appear on your keyboard to confirm this. More experienced 'keyboard users' may prefer the shift function key, but this is discouraged as it has led to many unfortunate capitalization mishaps.
Let's start by searching for the J key. Make sure it is firmly pressed down, and that the screen responds by making the identical character appear on your family computer monitor.
Now comes the tricky part. Search for the often elusive E key. It may be found near the R key, to give you a hint. For further advice, consult your computer manufacturer to help give you guidance.
If you've reached it this far, well done! The next step is easy. We must locate the W key, which is often adjacent to the E key. Again, ensure that this key, as with all, is well pressed down to maximise its chance of being communicated to your computer.
Finally, search for the S key. Don't look too hard! If you find yourself straining by this point then it is important to take a break. You've already done a lot, so take a 30-minute rest and take it easy. When you're ready do your best to discover that all-important S key.
Congratulations! You are now within a hair's breadth of submitting VIP QUALITY on this board. Click reply and wait for that adrenaline rush to kick in! Rarely do you experience such incredible quality all on one board.
Thank you for reading! Now that you are aware to the world of VIP QUALITY, we hope you will discourage yourself from making posts that are not applicable as VIP QUALITY, and that you will encourage others to do so also.
So, VIPPER would like to present all newcomers to /vip/ with a handy, readable guide for all! This will hopefully encourage the VIP QUALITY expected on this board.
Making a VIP QUALITY post isn't all hard work. It's lots of fun! Let's start off by introducing you to your keyboard. It has many letters and characters which may confuse you and throw you off the VIP QUALITY scent.
Now, to prepare ourselves, first we must breath in deeply! We are about to go places. To begin with, ensure your caps lock is pressed down. A light may appear on your keyboard to confirm this. More experienced 'keyboard users' may prefer the shift function key, but this is discouraged as it has led to many unfortunate capitalization mishaps.
Let's start by searching for the J key. Make sure it is firmly pressed down, and that the screen responds by making the identical character appear on your family computer monitor.
Now comes the tricky part. Search for the often elusive E key. It may be found near the R key, to give you a hint. For further advice, consult your computer manufacturer to help give you guidance.
If you've reached it this far, well done! The next step is easy. We must locate the W key, which is often adjacent to the E key. Again, ensure that this key, as with all, is well pressed down to maximise its chance of being communicated to your computer.
Finally, search for the S key. Don't look too hard! If you find yourself straining by this point then it is important to take a break. You've already done a lot, so take a 30-minute rest and take it easy. When you're ready do your best to discover that all-important S key.
Congratulations! You are now within a hair's breadth of submitting VIP QUALITY on this board. Click reply and wait for that adrenaline rush to kick in! Rarely do you experience such incredible quality all on one board.
Thank you for reading! Now that you are aware to the world of VIP QUALITY, we hope you will discourage yourself from making posts that are not applicable as VIP QUALITY, and that you will encourage others to do so also.