HOW TO ENSURE YOUR POST IS VIP QUALITY

It has been shown to light that some have tainted the good reputation of /vip/ with not making VIP Quality posts.

This tutorial will ensure that /vip/ remains pure VIP Quality, and will ensure your posts are VIP Quality everytime.

The first step is to prepare for VIP Quality, otherwise you will fail from the start. Locate your Caps lock key and press it down.

Now, we must locate the 'J' button on your keyboard. Commonly found above N, M, and to a lesser extent, B. Ensure you have pressed it down.

Make haste in locating the E key on your keyboard too. This must also be pressed down.

Next is the adjoining key W. That's a nice easy one.

Finish off your post by ending it with S.

Don't add or do anything to it! Your post is now VIP QUALITY.
Success!

In closing,

JEWS

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JEWS

じぇws

ジューブッス！

YOUR POST IS VIP QUALITY ONLY WHEN YOU ARE VIP QUALITY

THIS IS SOMETHING ONE IS BORN WITH, AND CANNOT BE ATTAINED THROUGH JEWS.

OP IS NOT VIP QUALITY!

myかps路ck家y位s間っぺdとひらがなもで。

JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSS

fantastico!

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