LISTEN.

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2. HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.

FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP.

THE GOVERNMENT, HOWEVER, IS REPRESSING ME, SO I ASK YOU ALL TO JOIN ME IN A FIGHT AGAINST OPRESSION FOR BABY FUCKERS EVERYWHERE. WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESSMAN!

Oh Kenneth was a cactus, and very good cactus was he.
He would sit in the sun and get things done
And didn't take sugar in his tea.

JEWS

Oh Ken

Now Ken had a friend called Edward, and a very good friend was he.
Ken would sit in the sun, with Ed's dick in his bum
And they're both getting married next week.

Kenneth and Edward had a very good life; They had a dog, five cats, and some sheep
But one day a Lolofuckingsaurus came
and bit off poor Ed's feet.

Now Edward was a cripple, and a very crippled cripple was he.
He would lie in the sun, get nothing done
And he took five sugars in his tea!

Ken said: this thread has potential for win, and gathered his friends from /b/
But when they arrived, they soon figured out
It's just plain old /vip/

Ed and Ken went on fuck.com to find a partner, for three
They met a guy with a dick in his eye
And contacted him asap

So, I'm browsing through 4chan one day, and stumble upon news4vip
The burning question in my mind:
What is this faggotry?

THIS IS VIP QUALITY

I submit a post that's made of fail, that would belong on /b/
But I get message that says my post's
VIP QUALITY

SEXYTIMES

I met a guy the other day, I think his name was Lee
I punched him in the face, six times
And kicked him in the pee.

My name is Dave, I am a fag, I'm very good at snooker
I like to enter stationery stores
And stick sharpies in my pooper

lol wut

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Nigger nigger nigger
Nigger nigger nigger nigger.

>>17
Back to /b/, please.

From time to time I like to walk around town with a gun
I threaten people in their cars
It's just a bit of fun!

>>17
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Pencils, rubbers, sharpeners, they get me through the day
I would add dildos to my list
but I'm not fucking gay

>>20
>Implying that all niggers are American.

>>22
^* African Americans

ok

>>22
they are. all your niggers are belong to us

>>17,20,22-25

back to /b/ please

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