gandalf stroking himself

gandalf fondling his flaccid, wrinkled grape penis, as a bitter, congealed drop of curd like semen drizzles down frodo's quivvering, chapped lips, as he moans gently with sam gently penetrating his tender anus with his stubby acord penis

Gandalf takes his hard on from his last encounter and sticks it into a tree. He ejaculates into the tree, giving it life, and then he fornicates with the rest of the forest. All of the trees then decide to fight alongside him.