I got problems

I met this nice girl named Mandy.  She worked down at the 7-11.  One thing led to another, and yadda yadda yadda, four months later I find out she's pregnant.  I know it would be the responsible thing to stick around and help her raise it but damnit I'm not the family type! 

So I skipped out of town, hitch-hiked across the country, stowed away on a ship, and now here I am.  Sitting in a cybercafe in Busan.  I'm tired, need a shave, and reek of kimchi and gamer sweat.  And I'm starting to have second thoughts.  It's not that I mind sleeping on park benches and rummaging through trash.  I just miss all the people I left behind back home.  I'd start a new life here, and make some new friends, but that would require at least a little bit of social stability, like a job or something.  And I'm not really the working type.

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read this.  If you have any advice, or words of encouragement, that would be great.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)  Fuck responsibility!

How old are you? Get money from the government.

NEET is neat!

u got probloms yes?

>>3
How do I do that?

>>6

Unemployment benefit.

But I'm sure if you went back there that they'd just be pleased to see you and forget it all happened.

I'm sitting here at the netcafe in Busan and there's a suspicious smelly guy next to me!

Take a shower at least!

>>1

Enjoy eating shit and sleeping in the gutter, you worthless, subhuman sack of crap.

>>9
Hey now!  Where's that VIPPER spirit?

>>10
JEWS

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

OP chose the wrong country. Should have found out which countries do not have an extradition treaty with the US, and gone there