Butthurt much, /b/?

I just came here to gloat over the fact that all you /b/ invasion trolls get to experience the pleasure of cock up your bum.
Moot, if you're reading this, let that boardSTAY invaded.
It's just! It's karma! It's lovely.
I'm off to watch some gay rape porn now, fantasizing about you trolls taking it hard and brutal for all those times you invaded other boards.

Wow, this is fantastic:
The news is now that it's apparently a DDOS virus caused by downloading files from 4chan, and that users might be DDOSing 4chan without even realizing it. The fun part is that they are actually giving me a choice here: If I want to do my part in saving a forum full of invasion trolls, I could click a virus removal link, while if I don't want to, I could wait for my virus checker to get around to taking care of it.
Hmm...
Convince me, /b/. Stay clear of the other forums, swear never to invade another site again for as long as you live, get down on your knees and beg me for it.
:)