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So you must have heard many laws being passed to make it legal for gay couples to marry but leave it to Japan to take it a step further - a petition will be submitted to the Japanese government upon the collection of one million signatures asking for law to be passed making it legal to marry a two dimensional character.

The petition is filled under Human Rights and can be seen online here.

The online petition comes with the following:-
We don't have interest in the 3D world. If possible, I want to become the husband of a 2D character.
Does not look like this matter can be solved with today's science and technology so at least make it legal to marry a 2D character.
If this law is passed then I want to marry Asahina Mikuru...
Via Itai News and also covered by Sankaku Complex, Alfa, Nekoare, Oshietekun and 7000 other otaku site owners who are excited about this news ^^;

Hmmm, lemme submit one to make it legal to marry a figure as this will be closer to fulfilling the otaku dream.

If I was not married I would choose Fauna as my figure bride and probably Haruka from Minamike to be my 2D bride.

Image from Gelbooru.

The problem is that she has to say yes too, doesn't she? ...which basically means you have to start dating the cartoonist who made her to ask for this permission.

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