Name: VIPPER 2008-10-08 14:34
THE OBNOXIOUS BOASTFUL VC CAME OVER TO SHOW OFF HIS NEW FERRARI, SO I TOLD HIM I'D ENTERTAIN A RIDE AND SAT IN HIS NEW CAR. THEN TOOK OUT MY BROWN BAG AND SAID I COULD ONLY AFFORD TO BUY A BURRITO BECAUSE OF THE RECENT RECESSIONARY TIMES UPON US.
SO I WAS MUNCHIN' ON THIS BIG FAT BURRITO WITH EXTRA BEANS AND SOUR CREAM AND GOT IT ALL OVER MY NEW ARMANI SUIT THAT I SAVED FOREVER TO BUY. THEN I TOOK ANOTHER BITE AND IT EXPLODED ALL OVER THE PLUSH LEATHER SEATS AND ONTO THE FLOOR ONTO MY SHOES AND THEN ALL OVER THE SHIFTER.
I HAD HELD A DRINK, A BIG GULP IN MY LEFT HAND, UNTIL IT FELL AND SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE AND WET THE SEATS AND THE FLOOR AND MY SUIT.
HE WAS NOT HAPPY!
I FUCKED IT UP.
SO I WAS MUNCHIN' ON THIS BIG FAT BURRITO WITH EXTRA BEANS AND SOUR CREAM AND GOT IT ALL OVER MY NEW ARMANI SUIT THAT I SAVED FOREVER TO BUY. THEN I TOOK ANOTHER BITE AND IT EXPLODED ALL OVER THE PLUSH LEATHER SEATS AND ONTO THE FLOOR ONTO MY SHOES AND THEN ALL OVER THE SHIFTER.
I HAD HELD A DRINK, A BIG GULP IN MY LEFT HAND, UNTIL IT FELL AND SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE AND WET THE SEATS AND THE FLOOR AND MY SUIT.
HE WAS NOT HAPPY!
I FUCKED IT UP.