Name: VIPPER 2008-02-27 22:01
Let's do a rape analysis based on physical fitness:
XENA - Her magical mumbo-jumbo aside, and once the kicking and flipping is done, possible. She has some arms going there, but her tummy isn't much. I'd say she'll have to wait.
GABRIELLE - This is what surprised me: Xena's sidekick is much more fit than Xena herself. Gabrielle has got herself both some nice strong arms and abs to go with it, and this for a farmers girl. I wouldn't be able to rape her. This annoys me.
CALLISTO - Flat stomach, I'll give you that, but those arms looks pretty much anorectic. I'd make Callisto my queen-bitch in no time at all.
So, Vippers, based on physical fitness alone, who'd you be able to rape?