Name: VIPPER 2008-02-17 17:51
10 things I never learnt about women at sex ed:
1. Women prefer muscles over intelligence.
2. Women prefer badguys.
3. Women don't like men who cry.
4. Women prefer violent rape sex. This brings out the raw and brutal manliness in the man, and makes women feel less shy and ashamed.
5. Women will charge you with rape if you turn them down for sex. (This is apparently where all rape charges comes from.)
6. A womans breast is meant to be grasped and squeezed firmly. It won't break. A womans nipple is meant to be clenched between your teeth, twisted and pulled out.
7. A woman has a second vagina situated around her neck. Grab a firm bite of it and suck *hard*. As long as you don't pierce the skin, and keep a steady sucking pace, she will *climax*.
8. Women like anal sex. (Just be good at it. The asshole is the only really delicate part of a woman. Otherwise women a made to stand pain more than men.)
9. Women prefer a good sized fist to really fill them up. Consider this foreplay.
10. Women like it when you punch their asscheeks with a closed fist. The pain from this might even make them climax again.
...and yes, I've found this out first hand, and yes, women freak me out too.