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Bee Movie

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-04 2:18

I just saw Bee Movie, and it's clearly a movie about Bees to make us sympathize with all Bees rather than hate, loathe, or try to kill Bees:  It starts with a young Bee, played by Jerry Seinfeld, who wishes he was strong and fit, yet doesn't want to do any work for the rest of his life with fellow Bees in a Bee owned company while living in an enclosed Bee community where everyone is everyone else's Bee cousin.  He admires the mythically strong Bees who are extremely militant and have advanced weapon technology (the Bees also have expensive R&D programs when you would expect them to have fewer resources).  Even though it's forbidden for a Bee to talk to outside people and reveal the secrets of Bee culture, he goes to the big city and steals a white girl from a tall white guy who is portrayed as an arrogant doofus.  The Bee has stereotypical Bee parents who want him to marry someone Beeish instead (though the uncle claims to have dated a non-Bee with nice legs), but the Bee uses the girl to spy on a corporation and learn all its business secrets, then sues not only the company but the entire industry of the company.  The trial relies on insulting the rich white business owner who is portrayed as a fat and zealous Christian, while the Bee defense relies on gaining sympathy by repeating a story about Bee concentration camps until everyone has it driven into their heads. 

During the trial, the Bees prove they somehow know everything about the film industry, and mock one celebrity for falsely using something relevant to Bee culture, showing the celebrities are clearly tools, as are the minority black defendant and black judge who are convinced to side with the Bees and not the white prosecution.  Of course the Bees run their own news corporations with an asian "Connie Chung" newscaster who is surprisingly also a Bee, and its acknowledged that Larry King is a Bee, though he doesn't want to comment on this at all.  

These higher status roles are supposed to make up for the stereotypically Mexican janitor, and the black sounding "parasite" that the Bee befriends anyway and eventually uses on his legal team when he decides to open his own Bee legal firm.  Though the Bee character gives all the Bees so much wealth and prosperity that they never have to work again, the Bee community eventually feels a sort of self imposed shame and regret and has to revert to its old ways, enjoying its never changing customs that have supposedly been around forever.  Yet the Bees have to continuously wander the planet or humanity will not survive.  The moral at the end is supposed to prove that Bees are invaluable and will save the world as long as they can be appreciated by all people, gain access to unlimited wealth, and have relationships with our women while smiling and worshiping a giant hexagram in the sky.  Replace the word Bee with Jew.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-04 5:13

copypasta is good

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-04 8:30

b-movie?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-04 17:56

BEEEEEES

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-04 19:11

I want to stick his stinger in my dickhole~

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-04 23:33

The bee steal a white girl? So yellows are now niggers >.< Wtf?

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-05 8:30

>>5
"his" stinger, yeah, right

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-06 6:18

They fly into a giant Star of David at the end

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-06 22:14

it's clearly a movie about Bees to make us sympathize with all Bees rather than hate, loathe, or try to kill Bees:  It starts with a young Bee, played by Jerry Seinfeld,
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You seem t be contradicting yourself here.

Name: VIPPER 2007-11-07 0:12

SYNOPSYS

Enter 2 nude bees with 1 inch penii sporting fashionable winter coats.

Hello Jerry how are you on this brisk November morning?

Oh, why I'm just fine thank you politely for asking.

Commence 15 minute montage of gay bee anal sex

Starwipe to murder of bees buzzing off into the sunset shaped as a Star of David.

THE END

Credits

After the credits there is a deleted scene of 30 minutes uncut hardcore gay orgy of bees.

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-08 16:03

BEES

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-09 1:50

Oh, I get it, the bees in the movie are like Jews in real life.

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-10 11:19

Thinking bee
Thinking be
Thinking b
THINKING /b/!

Name: VIPPER 2008-09-11 22:29

Jews can open cans with their hook noses.

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