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i called will smith and i said wanna hang out and he said yes so will smith and i are gonna hang out tomorrow it will be awesome we will eat icecream and we will walk by my school and everyone there will say wow its will smith are you with will smith now and then will smith will go wassup and they wouldnt know what to say and my teachers would give me all the correct answers on all the tests because will smith said so and then me and will smith will go and play at the playground swings and well see who swings the highest
Him: Hello?
Me: Yes who is this?
Him: What?
Me: You called here about half an hour ago and left me a voicemail talking some kinda shit about battle toads.
Him: I think you have the wrong number.
Me: Are you sure? It says a 519 719 8877 called my house on 30 Nov 2008 at 2:30 pm.
Him: Well I'm really sorry.
Me: Damn niggers can't get their shit straight. Go back to fuckin' making shitty movies.
Him: Excuse me?
Me: That's right. Damn nigger. Should've just kept on doing that show you used to star on.
Him: You need some manners boy. You're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bellair. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, yo homes to bellair!
hi will smith i love your movies and shows like fresh prince of bel-air.You are so funny when you said i'm sorry jeffrey but i don't mean to be rude so get yo chilly in there and give me some food