Name: VIPPER 2007-10-04 13:03
If I could trade my current (awesome) girlfriend, for never having had all the trouble I've had with girls, I'd do it.
Girls, sure they're fine once a month when they get all horny and stuff, but even nice girls steal your time. You could be playing games and fapping to 12chan, but instead you're at her place, just "being nice", the reward being to do a girl you've already done it with.
...and once a month she makes up for being all horny, by being all bitchy, so to make it worth it, you'd have to keep track of WHEN she's horny, and only see her then, while the girls at 12chan are ready around the clock, every day of the month, always happy to see you, and always looking their best.
...so what is the point with having lasting relationships? The "joy" of having children? ...while people are starving in Africa?
There are these manuals for picking up girls - entire MANUALS on how to deal with all the different kinds of BS that girls put up, just because rape happens to be illegal. Why?? 12chan won't be snorty, picky, or bitchy. You can have them all in front of you all call them all ugly whores if you want, and they won't mind.
...so why?? Why do people want real, actual women?? They are NOT "the best thing". They are just something you THINK are better than chans, but they're NOT:
A real girl will not be able to ride 2 or more tentacles. A 4chan flash girl will, daily, screaming optional.
A real girl won't ever want to take enemas and pee on you. /b/ girls will, daily.
A real girl can only be gutted and beheaded once, after which she dies. A gurochan girl can be mince meat at the blink of an eye.
Chan girls are like superheroines!
Girls, sure they're fine once a month when they get all horny and stuff, but even nice girls steal your time. You could be playing games and fapping to 12chan, but instead you're at her place, just "being nice", the reward being to do a girl you've already done it with.
...and once a month she makes up for being all horny, by being all bitchy, so to make it worth it, you'd have to keep track of WHEN she's horny, and only see her then, while the girls at 12chan are ready around the clock, every day of the month, always happy to see you, and always looking their best.
...so what is the point with having lasting relationships? The "joy" of having children? ...while people are starving in Africa?
There are these manuals for picking up girls - entire MANUALS on how to deal with all the different kinds of BS that girls put up, just because rape happens to be illegal. Why?? 12chan won't be snorty, picky, or bitchy. You can have them all in front of you all call them all ugly whores if you want, and they won't mind.
...so why?? Why do people want real, actual women?? They are NOT "the best thing". They are just something you THINK are better than chans, but they're NOT:
A real girl will not be able to ride 2 or more tentacles. A 4chan flash girl will, daily, screaming optional.
A real girl won't ever want to take enemas and pee on you. /b/ girls will, daily.
A real girl can only be gutted and beheaded once, after which she dies. A gurochan girl can be mince meat at the blink of an eye.
Chan girls are like superheroines!